Ben
As a kid I always went to the same barber that my dad went to. Pretty
conservative, regular boyís haircuts. I donít know what kind of short cut
he would have done, since mom wouldnít have approved. Finally, in high
school, I started to get it cut shorter, but for some reason, I felt I had
to switch shops. So I started going to Ben, in the next town. The shop was
right on the main street of the village; a two chair shop with one barber,
and not many customers. Ben was a little Italian man, with a lot of accent
left from the old country. I really donít think he was a terribly good
barber, but he sure liked to use the clippers. You learned, with Ben, not to
tell him how much to cut, but what NOT to cut. Violate the rule at your
risk!
At first I didnít change styles all that much; got the back a good bit
shorter and got the top down to a couple of inches. At school, I was under a
lot of peer pressure to get a brushcut. (I was considered to be a look-alike
of another guy, one of the jocks, who had one, and there was a lot of
kidding, trying to get me to look more like him.) One of my friends who was
pushing me was a guy with the kind of hair the girls would have killed for -
bright blond, wavy and fairly long. Finally, I gave in and told him I would
get mine cut if he did. Figured I was safe, but darned if he didn't do it!
Not a brushcut, but a lot shorter than it was.
So off I went to Ben's. I wasnít going to get a brushcut - mom s
influence was still too strong - but it was going to be close to it.
Throwing caution to the winds, but still sticking to the rule, I told him to
cut the back like a brushcut, but leave just enough to comb over in the
front. He went at it with a vengeance. I think the back was probably
something like a #2. As to leaving enough in the front to comb over, he did
that - just. The front 2 or 3 inches were just long enough to lay down with
a bit of persuasion, but only one direction. Ben took care of that by
running the clippers right along the part line. I guess today you would call
what I wound up with an Ivy League, but a real short one.
It was quite a sensation for a guy who had wanted to do this his whole
life. I couldn't stop looking at it and feeling of it. Of course the kidding
intensified at school, but I kept the cut. After graduation I went the rest
of the way and got the brushcut which I kept thru college.
My last adventure with Ben was the summer after college. I had got a
little braver over the years, and the brushcut had got a little shorter. My
instructions to Ben were ìcut the back and sides good and short, but leave
some on top in the frontî. This resulted in a crewcut with probably a #1
blade (no attachment) on the back up onto the crown, tapering to maybe 1/2î
or 3/4î in the front. Ben did 3 or 4 of these cuts on me in the course of
the summer. As I said, he had few customers and knew me perfectly well. So
the next time I climbed into the chair, I forgot the rule, and didnít
repeat the instructions, figuring he knew what he had been giving me. Well,
he started up the back as usual, and then onto the crown, clipping this way
and that. I realized that he was getting a bit farther front than usual and
was just about to say something when I felt the clippers make a pass right
across the front of my head. No point in saying anything now! With my blond
hair, I looked really bald with my 1/8î buzzcut.
I loved the feel of that clip, but I was off to grad school in the fall,
so when I went back in 3 weeks, I was careful to follow the rule and tell
him to leave the front. I think that was the last time I was ever in Benís
shop. Ben has certainly retired and may well have passed on by now, but I
can still feel the incredible sensation of those clippers chewing their way
across the front of my head. Iíve had a lot of buzzcuts since, but none as
memorable as that first surprise cut one hot August morning.
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