Don't Even Tell Me
by Tim
Bryan Evans knew why U-Haul said of the trip
"An adventure in Moving." Here he was driving across country with
everything he owned in the huge truck, towing his car on a trailer. It was a
hot summer day traveling across the desert southwest, filled with long
boring stretches of road and numerous inclines that constantly dropped his
top speed below 40 M.P.H., and he was hungry and tired. He finally found a
descent sized town and pulled off the Interstate.
Life was starting brand new for Bryan. He had
broken up with his live-in girlfriend, quit his dead-end job, and packed up
heading towards a new job and new life on the west coast. It was a total
risk sight unseen. He had only dealt with his new boss over the phone and
internet. He had always been a cautious, conservative man, and now he was
enjoying the feeling of changing his stripes. He found a large strip-mall
with several restaurants and a huge parking lot (courtesy of the Wall-Mart)
so it would be easy to park the big truck.
He jogged over to the Applebees and went in for a
descent meal. From his booth he looked out over the strip mall. There was a
dry-cleaners, a bookstore, a barber shop, a...... He brought his eyes back
to the barber shop. It had big glass windows clearly showing a gentleman in
the chair facing towards him, and the heads of other men waiting their turn.
The shop reminded him of the one down the street
from his old apartment that he passed every day on his way to work. More
than once he desired to walk in for a cut. He never did though. His hair had
always been cut by his mom, a veteran stylist, at her salon. He quickly ran
his hand across his hair checking that it was laying correct across his head
and that the part felt straight.
All the driving with the window open had wreaked
havoc on his style, despite the blow dryer and hairspray he used that
morning. His thick, dark brown hair now was basically the same way it had
been forever; parted on the left side, long bangs combed over from one side
to the other, covering half of his ears and just covering a bit of his
collar. It had been longer but never really any shorter. Mom liked it this
way and wouldn't hear of him going any shorter, regardless of what the
current styles were.
Sometimes he wondered if she even knew what the
current styles were, since her shop catered to an older clientele still
getting their weekly bouffants. As he sat there eating his lunch he kept
watching the shop. He was too far to see exactly what kind of cuts were
happening but could see men getting on the chair or off.
The waiting line seemed to be getting shorter
now. It intrigued him that the client faced away from the mirror and
couldn't watch the cut. What would that be like? As he visited the bathroom
he again checked his hair and combed his bangs aside so they wouldn't go in
his eyes. It looked the same but then it should since mom gave him a
farewell cut just last week. He wished he either had some hairspray to keep
his bangs lying to the side, or that they were a bit shorter. He looked at
his watch and noted the time. He was well ahead of schedule and would be at
his hotel early for a change. At that moment Bryan decided he'd truly
liberate himself from his old life with a visit to the barber after lunch.
As
he finished his meal and sipped his coffee he tried to decide on what kind
of cut to get. Did he play it safe and just get his present look trimmed?
No, that wouldn't accomplish anything really. Did they have stylebooks like
the salon? Would the barber be of assistance? Since he had never been in a
barber shop he had no idea what to expect. He went back to the bathroom and
looked in the mirror, trying to envision any other style on his face. He
simply couldn't. He knew he wanted something different. In fact he wanted
something drastically different. But what? As he paid his bill and started
walking to the shop his heart was pounding and he was shaking with
enthusiasm. He still didn't know what kind of cut he wanted, but figured
he'd come up with something.
Tony's Barber Shop seemed a bit dark considering
all the sunshine coming in the big windows. It was smaller than Bryan
expected too. The cheap plastic chairs for waiting patrons were a far cry
from the couches of the salon. The magazine rack was well worn with
magazines for sport's buffs and car lovers. There were no stylebooks. The
single barber (Tony himself he presumed) was a robust man who looked in his
mid forties, with a crisp, short, black, flattop with a hint of grey. He
looked Italian and smiled pleasantly while he worked on the elderly
gentleman in the chair.
Bryan was a bit surprised to find no others
currently waiting. Perfect timing! Tony smiled at him as he sat down. Bryan
looked at all the decorations on the wall. There were numerous pictures all
showing men with short or very short haircuts. Some had almost no hair at
all. While he wasn't looking to be totally bald the idea of a very short
haircut now surged through his veins. Yes, he was going to go for it. He
felt chills running all through his body at that moment. The gentleman
currently in the chair was getting up, meaning it would soon be his turn. He
eyes frantically passed from photo to photo trying to make a decision. He
still had no idea. In fact, he didn't really care, as long as it was
something short and different from what he had now. The barber motioned to
the chair. "Have a seat, I'll be right with you." He went off to
collect payment for the last cut.
As Bryan walked to the chair he looked one long
last time at his reflection in the mirror. His hair was trying to fall in
his eyes again. He reached up and pushed it aside. He was so excited he felt
even a little queasy as he sat down in the huge chair. It was so different
from the small chairs of the salon.
He watched as the barber returned by his side.
"Hello, I'm Tony. How are you today sir?" "Doing real well
actually." "Good to hear that." Tony walked behind him and
ran a comb under some water and then proceeded to comb Bryan's hair back in
place, pulling the bangs over to the side and making sure the part was
straight. "What'll it be? Just a trim?" The moment of truth had
arrived, and Bryan finally knew what to say. "No, it's time I make a
change. I want a whole new look. Something very different from this, and
real short." "What did you have in mind?" "I'm going to
leave that one up to you. Don't even tell me what you have in mind."
Tony chuckled to himself. He couldn't remember the last time he'd been given
these instructions. "OK, something very different and real short coming
right up."
Tony threw the white robe over his shoulders, put
the tight white lining around his neck and fastened it all snugly. Bryan
looked straight ahead at the warm Arizona skies proud of his daring
instructions. Mom would be screaming if she knew what he was doing. He
didn't care. This was marking the start of his new life. Part of him was
dieing to ask Tony what he planned, but the kid in him that loved Christmas
Morning surprises won and he kept his thoughts to himself. Since he couldn't
see anything he focused in on his senses of touch and hearing. The first
thing he heard was Tony walk behind him, and then felt his hands push his
head down so his chin almost touched his chest.
The sound of a pair of clippers roared to life.
His mom's shop didn't even have a pair of clippers. A comb lifted up his
hair in the back as the clippers touched down on the base of his neck. For
as loud as they were he expected to feel a strong vibration against his
skin, but he only felt the slightest bit. He was a bit surprised that they
were laying directly against his skin. But then he did ask for 'real short.'
The barber pushed the clippers into his hair and
he could hear their tone change as they cleared a path ahead of them. He
could feel hairs falling on his neck as the barber continued the run clear
up the back of his head. It was a magical feeling at first, but as it got
higher he feared that the barber might choose to shave his head bald. That
look would fit his instructions! But Tony stopped before the very top and
returned to the base of the neck for a second pass. He relished the
sensation again of the clipper against his skin. He was surprised how much
he liked the feeling.
It was almost....liberating. He figured right now
he wouldn't mind even if Tony did shave him bald. The speed with which Tony
worked was amazing. His mom always took about 30 minutes to cut his hair. He
figured Tony would be done in 5-10 at this rate. Some of the freshly cut
hairs had now worked their way around front and fell down the cape in front
of his eyes. They were all 3-4 inches long. He didn't realize how long his
hair actually had been. In no time Tony had finished the back leaving it
feeling light and cool. He put his hand on Bryan's head and returned it to
level as he walked around to his left side.
Bryan's bangs fell forward once more, once again
poking him in the eyes. Those eyes opened wide as the clippers made their
first pass tight against his temple clear up to his part. Huge clumps of
hair came raining down on the salon robe. He realized that the side of his
head was going to be as short as the back. He had no idea how much hair was
left back there but it didn't feel like much if any.
The fact he couldn't see what was happening made
this who adventure much more fun. He had no idea what style the barber was
going for but it was clearly going to be short and different. The clippers
were now running high above his ear, also stopping just at his part. Soon
the left side of his head felt as light and cool as the back and Tony was
making his way around to the right. He ignored the bangs lying against the
front of Bryan's face and started in once again at the temple, repeating the
process the left side had gone through.
The cape was now covered with hair, and Bryan's
head felt lighter. It seemed like he was sitting taller now as a result. If
it weren't for the bangs clouding his vision, Bryan would swear he didn't
have any hair left. His heart was pounding hard. Tony walked behind him and
quickly pulled the bangs straight up with the comb and lopped them off with
a pass of the clippers. He didn't know how much was left.
Nothing fell back into his line of vision but he
also knew he didn't feel the clippers against his scalp. It seemed the top
would be left longer than the sides and back. The comb and clipper duo
continued working on the top, lifting and buzzing, shorter and shorter. He
found the feel of the comb against his scalp oddly pleasing. All his senses
were alive.
Then Tony laid the comb flat against the sides of
his head and ran the clippers over them. Just small amounts of hair fell.
Bryan could tell he was blending in the top with the sides. He wondered what
this look would be. Was it a flattop? One of those short buzz cuts? It might
even be a Mohawk! No, he had cut everything off the back. So that couldn't
be it. The clippers were silenced and returned to the rack.
Tony loosened the robe, removed the tight lining
around his neck, and shook all the stray hairs to the floor. Bryan wondered
if he were done since Tony hadn't said anything or shown him his new look in
the mirror. But then the cape was returned loosely around him and Tony
walked back to his counter. Bryan had no idea what was next. He heard a
strange blending sound, and then felt the odd but wonderful feel of warm
shaving lather placed all around along his hairline. This was a totally new
experience.
Tony started spreading the foam and Bryan was
surprised to feel it running 1/2 way up the sides and back of his head. He
didn't think this was a mistake, but was a little alarmed at how high it
felt. Maybe he was going to be bald after all! Tony once again directed his
head down. The feel of his fingertips on his short hair felt totally
different than earlier. He used a straight razor and started removing the
foam along the hairline.
He could tell by the sound he was being scraped
smooth. Sure enough, the widely spread foam was no accident as Tony
continued this motion 1/2 way up the sides of his head. He was definitely
going to end up with a 'real short' cut. His head was returned to level, and
Tony attacked the left side, again starting at the hairline but extending
about half way up the side. It was strange feeling the barber hold his ear
as he scraped around it. In just minutes the same performance was repeated
over his right ear. Then Tony put down the razor and used a fluffy towel to
gather up any remaining foam. It felt totally foreign against his now smooth
scalp. Bryan couldn't wait to touch it himself.
Again the clippers were turned on, and Tony
worked deliberately on blending in the line between the shaved sides and
where the short stubble of hair began. Soon the clippers were silenced and a
vacuum came to life, which was run all over his head and face gathering up
every stray hair. Tony finally said something. "OK Sir, let's see what
you think of this. It's real short and definitely different." He handed
Bryan a hand mirror. Bryan didn't even recognize himself. The hair on the
sides of his head was gone, except for very faint stubble starting about 2
inches above his ears.
Otherwise the sides were very white and shiny
smooth almost to the point of reflective. The top was just a small pile of
hair about 1/2 inch long and 4 inches wide. There was a perfect blending
from the top to the smooth sides. He looked at his reflection and saw the
back. This was just like the sides but totally smooth about two-thirds of
the way up the back before the stubble was blended in. From the back the
small pile of hair on top was hardly noticeable. It was an extremely short
haircut, far shorter than anything Bryan had ever had before. He looked like
an advertisement for the military.
He
also looked taller, leaner, and tougher. He was already loving this new
look. "Wow, this looks great! Is there a name for this haircut?"
"Sure is. It's called a High and Tight." "Well you did a
great job. I like it a lot." Tony removed the robe and Bryan stood up,
gazing at the huge pile of hair on the floor. Was that really all his?
"That'll be $6." Bryan gave him a $10. "Keep the
change." "It's appreciated. Have a nice day." "Oh I
will. You just made my day." As Bryan walked out of the shop both hands
immediately shot up to touch his new head. They ran all over it, enjoying
the smooth feel of the bare skin and the short hairs on top.
He was truly now a new man, headed out for a
better life. He started jogging to his U-Haul, ready to continue his
adventure in moving.
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