sorry no fortune today. Enjoy your cookie.
They may crush your cookie but you always have your fortune.
You are hungry for Fortune East Chinese Food! Call 555-2112 to appease stomach.
Help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!
[for comic effect, add the words, 'in bed' to the end of any fortune cookie, to find out the REAL meaning.]
You will be healthier if you eat more chinese food.
That wasn't chicken...
You love Chinese food.
AAAH! You broke my fortune cookie!
Remember Fluffy?
"Ignore previous cookie"
Next time read the fortune befo... [bitten off]
May the dragon of life only roast your hot-dogs and never burn your buns!
Be yourself. Who else knows how?
"Certain things should just stay as they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone." - Holden, 'Catcher in the Rye'
Treasure your good memories and you need not worry about ending a banquet.
The simplest answer is to act.
Sometimes a stranger can bring great meaning to your life.
A good friendship is often more important than a passionate romance.
Avoid ego trips. You'll carry less baggage.
There is a true and sincere friendship between you both.
Your future will be happy and productive.
You have a friendly heart and are well admired.
Love is the only medicine for a broken heart.
You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
Confucius say: Show-off always shown up in show down.
A new wardrobe brings great joy and change in your life. [HA!HA!]
You are going to have a very comfortable old age.
Your present plans are going to suceed.
Keep on charging the enemy so long as there is life.
As soon as you feel too old to do a thing, do it.
You may be conservative, cautious and practical.
May you grow rich.
In order to take, one must first give.
Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you.
Don't mistake temptation for opportunity.
There is no rose without a thorn.
The greatest danger could be your stupidity.
The stars of riches are shining upon you.
Example is better than precept.
You have an active mind and a keen imagination.
You could prosper in the field of medical research.
A modest man never talks of himself.
Don't be hasty, prosperity will knock on your door soon.
You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands to.
You will hear pleasant news.
Out of debt, out of danger.
You will be rewarded some great honor. [again?]
Confucius say: "lovers in triangle not on square."
Your dearest wish will come true.
You are going to have a very comfortable old age.
You have a strong desire for a home and your family comes first.
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.
Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time.
Your many hidden talents will become obvious to those around you.
You have an unusually magnetic personality.
You will travel far and wide, both in pleasure and business.
You will always get what you want through your charm and personality.
You will travel to many places.
You will be awarded some great honor.
You would make a good lawyer.
You are one of the people who goes places in life.
A wise man knows everything. A shrewd one, everybody.
Charity begins at home. Justice begins next door.
Speak only well of people and you will need never whisper.
You have an important new business development shaping up.
Trust your intuition. (NOT) The universe is guiding your life. (NOT)
Idleness is the holiday of fools.
You have a reputation for being straight forward and honest.
Good news will come to you from far away.
You will soon be involved in many gatherings and parties.
Soon you will be sitting on top of the world.
You are going to travel somewhere far away.
Your luck has been completely changed today.
Your co-workers tkae pleasure in your great sense of creativity.
All your hard work will soon pay off.
Keep your idealism practical.
Smiling can often make you look and feel younger.
You have a keen sense of humor and you love a good time.
Alas! You are the apple of my eye.
Your leadership talents will bring you an incredible opportunity.
The physician heals. Nature makes well.
You will make change for the better.
You have a great appreciation for beautiful things.
You will be a great mentor.
LEARN CHINESE - I'm hungry
You may be conservative, cautious and practical.
You are a source of wisdom and strength for many people.
Fame, riches and romance are yours for the asking.
With a little more hard work, your creativity takes you to great heights.
You are a guiding star of his existence.
It is most enjoyable to talk with you.
Every truly great accomplishment is at first impossible.
Give a kiss to the person who sits next to you.
The hard times will begin to fade.
Joy will take their place.
A smile is the most effective medicine.
A quiet evening with friends is the best tonic for a long day.
You have an ambitious nature and will make yourself a name.
Many a false step is made by standing still.
You have tasted the bitterness as well as the sweetness of coffee.
Traveling more often is important for your health and happiness.
You are interested in public service.
A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition. [Ouch!]
It is often better not to see an insult than avenge it.
A happy event will take place shortly in your home.
You are sociable and entertaining.
Excitement and intrigue follow you closely wherever you go!
You form passionate relationships without compromising your independence.
Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought.
Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure.
Enjoy your good company, they are true friends.
There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead of you.
Happy news is on its way to you.
The pleasure of what we enjoy is lost by wanting more.
Prosperity in the family circle.
Don't worry, prosperity will knock on your door soon.
The simplest answer is to act.
You will enjoy good health.
Pennies from heaven find their way to your doorstep this year!
You will move to a wonderful new home within the year.
You always dress properly for the occasion.
Be prepared for sudden, needed and happy change in plans!
The current year will bring you much happiness.
You will take a chance in something in the near future.
Keep your plans secret for now.
You will be advanced professionally without any special effort on your part.
You have a strong desire for a home and your family comes first.
Good things are coming to you in due course of time.
A modest man never talks of himself.
The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time.
Your efforts are budding.
Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
You are going to have a very comfortable old age.
You are the master of every situation.
All your hard work will pay off soon.
You will have a very pleasant experience.
You will be awarded some great honor.
The physician heals. Nature makes well.
Good sense is the master of human life.
The laws sometime sleep, but never die.
Enjoy what you have; hope for what you lack.
You will make a profitable investment.
The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
Email Hope and she will write back!
You will take a chance in something in the near future.
believed even if he tells the truth
You have the ability to work well with others
You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment
You are careful and systematic oin your business arrangements
Your place in life is in the driver's seat
You have yearning for perfection
You will pass a difficult test that will make you happier
You say what you mean and mean what you say
An unexpected windfall will be yours
Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment
Someone is secretly in love with you
You will become more and more wealthy
The only way to have a friend is to be one
Be careful no to overspend this month
Good news will come to you by mail
You have great patience
You will be selected for a promotion because of your accomplishments
We can learn from everyone, even our adversaries
Start believing in your dreams and others will catch the fever
You will soon meet a dark stranger
A Cheerful letter or message is on its way to you
You are never fully dressed until You wear a smile
Be generous, and the favor will be returned
Your enthusiasm inspires people
Watch your relations with others carefully; be cautious
You are always welcome in any gathering
You are capable, competent, and creative. Prove it.
Your dearest wish will come true
Someone thinks you are very special and lets you know it
Of all the things you wear, your expression is most noticeable
Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets
You will soon be honored by someone you respect
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy
You have an ability to sense and know higher truth
The laws sometimes sleep, but never die
Important events are in your future
Travel plans should be altered
The best prophet of the future is the past
The party always begins when you arrive
Start believing in your dreams and others will catch the fever
Good news from afar may bring you a welcome visitor
Ignorance never settles a question
You will step on the soil of many countries
The star of riches is shining on you
Your troubles will cease and fortune will smile upon you
Make you dreams reality
Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most noticeable
You are one of thos people who "goes places in life"
Don't neglect your health. Your energy is needed.
A work related project requires help
You can have everything you want in life
You are told good news about you career
You are soon going to change your present line of work
You are kind-hearted, cheerful, and well liked
You can't steal second base and keep your foot on first
The fun side of a relationship begins to unfold
Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life
Avoid angry reactions that you may regret
The philosophy of one century is common sense to the next
Good things are being said about you
You will spend old age in comfort and material wealth
You environment project gains great grades
A true friend of yours will always listen to your secrets
The star of riches is shining on you
You are more likely to give than to give in
you will be successful in your work
The physician heals; nature makes well
It is a sunny day
You will soon inherit new wealth from a relative long forgotten
Your inner beauty radiates. Nourish it
Depart not from the path which fate has you assigned
Volunteer activities begin to payoff
An empty stomach is not a good political advisor
You should be able to make money and hold on to it
You are demonstrative with those you love
you will be successful in your work
Be organized when making travel plans
A friend asks only for your time not your money
It makes 72 muscles to frown and only 14 to smile
You have a natural awareness of currents flowing underneath the surface of events
One old friend is better than two new ones
You are very persistent in pursuing your goals in life
You are never bitter, deceptive, or petty
You will attend an unusual party
If you continually give you will continually have
You will be a dragon of creative fire this week.
Watch your aim
Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it
You need not worry about future
Stalling could sour your fantasy. Start that travel adventure with gusto
You are never selfish with your advice or your help
You have a natural grace and great consideration of others
You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals
Pray for what you want, but work for the things you need
You will always be surrounded by true friends
Oh god give me a reason, I'm down on Bended knee
You have at your command the wisdom of the ages
Wisdom has kept you far away from dangers
A routine trip turns into an enchanting escapade
A wish will be granted after a long delay
Keep your feet on the ground even though friends flatter you
Pray for what you want, but work for the things you need
Business trips bring excellent results, especially for sales
Your enterprise will bring great profit
Friends long absent are coming back to you
The time is right to make new friends
Consolidate rather than expand business projects inthenearfuture
Confucious say : lovers in triangle not on square
You like participating in competitive sports
Good news will come to you by mail
Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you
Friends long absent are coming back to you
The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms
You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time
You will be successful in your work
You are original and creative
You will be happy be receipt of good news
Ignorance never settles a question
You have an ability to sense and know higher truth
You will always be successful in your professional career
You will be awarded some great honor
Good news will be brought to you by mail
You are never bitter, deceptive or petty
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck
You will travel far and wide for both pleasure and business
There is a true and sincere friendship between you and your friends
You are a bundle of energy, always on the go
You will be awarded some great honor
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy
You may have to be patient now - think, listen and heed signs
You will inherit a large sum of money
It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it
A liar is not believed even though he tell the truth
A cheerful letter or message is on its way to you
Ignorance never settles a question
Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time
The first step to better times is to imagine them
A liar is not believed even though he tell the truth
He who knows he has enough is rich
Good news will be brought to you by mail
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine
Speak only well of people and you need never whisper
You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems
You will be unusually successful in business
Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life

"I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit.
"No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when
I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."

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