Smashed Hits


Reports are coming in of an alcohol shortage in Europe: Sporty Spice and Britney Spears have drunk the continent dry

Sloshed Spice

Oh dear... looks like Sporty has had a little too much of her beloved lager. She stuck her tongue out and fingers up at the launch of the Spice Girls' new album Forever, at the London's Red Cube nightclub. At one point, she boozily lost track of whether she should be flipping one finger or two at the crowds, and so opted for three.

Arriving almost an hour late, Sporty Spice yelled to waiting members of the press, "Who the f**k let them in here? I'm not doing anything with the f**king papers. They can just all f**k off out of here". Curious, considering the purpose of the party was to promote her band's album, which is locked in a bitter chart battle with boyband rivals Westlife.

Scary Spice was also, um, scary - "What the f**k are those sluts doing in here?" she yelled - and their outbursts left Posh and Baby apologising. "I'm so sorry about what happened," said Posh. "Don't ask me why they said that."

"Sorry about that, girls," said Baby. "But they haven't seen their mums for a while and they were probably in a rush to see them." Yeah Right!

The night eventually ended with a party in the Spice Girls' hotel room, which was so wild that $17,500 worth of damage was caused.