And the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme
I hate the way you're always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh--
Even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call
But mostly I hate the way
I don't have you--
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
Bianca - Where do you come from? Planet Loser?
Kat - What, as opposed to Planet Look at me, Look at me?
Patrick - You know, it's not every day that you find somebody who'll flash someone just to get you out of detention.
Patrick - Don't ever let anyone make you feel that you don't deserve what you want.
Joey - Hey, is your sister around?
Kat - Stay away from my sister.
Joey - Oh, I'll stay away from her, but I can't guarantee she'll stay away from me.
Kat and Bianca's dad - My insurance does not cover PMS!
(Bianca taps Joey on the shoulder and punches him)
Joey - Shit Bianca! I'm shooting a nose spray ad tomorrow.
Bianca - That's for making my date's nose bleed. (punches him again) That's for my sister. (knees him in the groin) And that's for me. (pushes him over)
Kat - Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.