WOMEN'S CLEVER ANSWERS TO PICK-UP LINES!!
Man - Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man - Is this seat empty?
Woman - Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man - Your place or mine?
Woman - Both. You go to yours, I'll go to mine.

Man - So what do you do for a living?
Woman - I'm a female impersonator.

Man - So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man - I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman - It's in the phone book.
Man - But I don't know your name.
Woman - That's in the phone book too.

Man - How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman - Unfertilized!

Man - May I see you pretty soon?
Woman - Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Man - I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman - Yes, but would you stay there?