QUOTES
~ MARRIAGE ~

* Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

* Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over the strings are attached.

* Marriage requires a man to prepare 5 types of "RINGS";
a) The Engagement RING
b) The Wedding RING
c) The SuffeRING
d) The EnduRING
e) The TortuRING

* I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months -- I don't like to interrupt her.

* Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent.

* Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

* If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

* Don't marry a tennis player, for love means nothing to them.

* DICTIONARY: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.