QUOTES
~ UNCLASSIFIED ~
coz i couldn't be stuffed classifying 'em

* I don't miss him, I miss who I thought he was.

* A friendship that stops existing was never there to begin with.

* I want you to lock me in your heart and throw away the key.

* A kiss is just a kiss until you find the one you love. A hug is just a hug till it's the one you're thinking of. A dream is just a dream until you make it come true. Love is just a word until it's proven to you.

* Hi, my name is Charlie, would you be my angel?

* I fell head over heels in love and skinned my knees.

* Hot boys are on my mind. Hot boys are my kind. So step aside and let me through, coz them hotties want me not you!

* I'm going straight to hell coz it must be a sin to look this good.

* Warning: My thoughts could break into words any minute!

* Why go to high school when you can go to school high?

* I look like an angel, and act like one too, but you never know what this angel might do.

* I'm a genie in a bottle and you're a tramp in a lamp.

* You don't realize how much you care about someone until they don't care about you.

* Sometimes the one love you can't get over, is the one love you never really had.

* Sometimes what you forget doesn't bother you as much as what you remember.

* I've been trying not to love you, I've been putting up a fight. I've been barely holding on and letting go with all my might. There's a part of me that's empty, that I know only love can fill. I'm afraid I'll never find it, and scared to death I will.

* Just when you thought you'd lost everything, you find out you can lose a little more.

* They say listen to your heart, but what if you don't understand what your heart is trying to tell you?

* You can't ever let go of all the feelings, but you need to let go of him.

* I would rather leave now still loving you, than leave later hating you.

* One person holds the key to my heart...too bad he won't unlock it.

* Love unreturned is like a question without an answer.

* Love that remains longest in your heart is the love that is never returned.

* Screw the past -- it'll only make you sad.

* Someone should sue Disney for planting the idea in little girl's heads that every girl has a prince and everything ends up happily ever after.

* Don't lead me on and don't leave me confused...any girl would rather be left alone than have her heart abused.

* When all else fails, look cute!

* You look great today.. oh, wait, sorry, that's my reflection!

* You're ugly, I'm busy, have a nice day.

* I can't talk to you anymore. It's not that I'm mad at you, It's just that when I talk to you, I realize how much I love you. And when I realize how much I love you, I realize I can't have you and that makes me love you even more.

* Things change, people change, and it doesn't mean you forget the past or try to cover it up, it simply means that you move on and treasure all the memories.

* The world is a beautiful place, it's just infested with a disease -- men!

* Why say you're not good enough for me when what you mean is the opposite? Why say you regret letting me go when all you mean is you can't love me anymore? Why so many excuses when all you mean is goodbye?

* If you don't take the time to know someone, then don't take the time to hate them.

* Only good girls go to heaven - needless to say, I wasn't invited.

* A woman has the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

* What lies before us and what lies behind us are tiny matters to what lies between us.

* A heart is like glass, dropped once, broken forever, and even if the pieces finally get put back together, it will never be the same.

* Sometimes, no matter how long or hard you've loved someone, they will never love you back and sometimes, you just haveta be okay with that.

* Obstacles are put in our way to see if we really want something, or if we just thought we did.

* If you don't want me when you have me, you can't have me when you want me.

* You can talk all you want...but that doesn't mean I'm listening.

* Stop searching for Prince Charming -- Cinderella already has him.

* I'm a little angel, Short 'n' sweet, Don't mess with me, Or you'll get beat!

* I'm not spoiled -- I'm just well taken care of.

* I love him, yes I do. He's for me and not for you. And if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face.

* Every time you think you have seen boys at their dumbest, they go and prove you wrong.

* Wanting him is hard to forget, Loving him is hard to regret, Losing him is hard to accept, But even with all the hurt I've felt, Letting go is the most painful yet!

* It's bad to lose your towel when your eyes are full of soap. But it's worse to lose your boyfriend when your heart is full of hope.

* I was never in love with him. I thought I was, but you can't be in love with a lie.

* What is so good about goodbye?

* When you truly know the meaning of the word love, you will know the meaning of the word pain.

* Don't think of me as a hoe, think of me as the girl you wish your boyfriend didn't know.

* The only thing that hurts more than a broken heart is knowing that if you had a chance to do it all over again and suffer the same, you would.

* A bell ain't a bell till you ring it.. A song ain't a song till you sing it.. The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay.. Coz love ain't love till you give it away.

* Every second I don't talk to you feels like an hour, and every hour I do talk to you feels like a second.

* Never ask a question if you're afraid to get the answer.

* He can make you happy, but you don't need him to be happy.

* You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.

* You will never find love, love will find you.

* Guys are like stars -- there are millions, but only one will make your dreams come true.

* If you love me like you told me, please be careful with my heart. You can take it, just not break it coz my world will fall apart.

* If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

* Going to church does not make you a Christian any more than going to McDonalds makes you a hamburger.

* Learn from the mistakes of others -- you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

* There are 2 things I've learnt: there is a God, and I'm not Him.

* Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

* It's better to lose a lover than to love a loser.

* The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

* An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested in her he is.

* You call me a bitch and I take it as a compliment.

* I'm a bitch, yes that's true, but when you address me, it's Miss Bitch to you.

* Noone can tell me what to do... it's my life 'n' I'll live it the way I want to.

* 3 things in life should never be broken - toys, promises and hearts.

* I'm not a blonde. I'm knot, I'm knot, I'm knot.

* MENstrual pains ... MENstrual cramps ... MENopause
Have you ever noticed how all our problems begin with MEN?

* If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

* How do they get holy water? Boil the hell outta it?

* When someone you love dies, treasure the time you spent with them. Even if you only knew for a little while, it was better than not knowing them at all.

* Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle?

* The hand you hold may be the hand holding you down.

* If you can laugh at it, you can live with it.

* Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

* Kids in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause kids.

* Virginity is like a balloon. One little prick and it's all gone.

* Falling in love is awfully simpyly, falling out is simply awful.

* If you're drinking apple juice and it feels warm, odds are that ain't apple juice.

* You don't die from a broken heart -- you only wish you did.

* I'm not loud, you're just quiet.

* Without sadness, how will you ever know happiness?

* If you never walk in the rain, you'll never know how good the sun feels.

* Sometimes we must stand alone, just to make sure we can still stand.

* It's strange how laugher looks like crying without sound, and how raindrops taste like tears without pain.

* I may appear to be an angel -- but don't believe everything you see.

* If you're always trying to be someone else, who's going to be you?

* Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

* A positive attitude may not solve all problems, but will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

* Please don't take offense of what I have to say. If you died, I wouldn't cry 'coz you never really loved me anyway.

* You didn't say anything to hurt me -- it's what you didn't say that made me cry.

* Right now the worst thing for you to tell me is that I can find someone better than you, especially when you are all I want.

* The best way to destroy an enemy is to make 'em your friend.

* Whoeva said "it doesn't matter if you win or lose" probably lost.

* Would you catch me if I fall ... do you even notice me ... at all?

* What's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? Oh ya, girls make it look better.

* The only guy a girl can trust is her daddy -- guys you have BIG shoes to fill because my daddy will sure be hard to beat.

* Listen closely to your enemies -- they tell you your faults.

* To catch me you gotta be fast ... To find me you gotta be smart ... But to be me -- damn, you must be kidding!

* Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

* Some may call it XTC -- Some may call it destiny -- Some may call it meant 2B -- But I just call it u 'n' me

* Imagine your life without me ... pretty miserable, huh?!

* I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have.

* A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

* I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.

* I considered athiesm, but there weren't enough holidays.

* Today is the tomorrow you were so worried about yesterday.

* As I said before, I never repeat myself.

* Save time -- see it my way.

* 5 outta 4 people don't understand fractions.

* I read your mind and believe me it was a short story.

* I'm not a vegetarian coz I love animals.. I'm a vegetarian coz I hate plants.

* The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy that invented the other three was a genius.

* The world is a beautiful place..its just infested with a disease..*MEN*

* If you can't convince them, confuse them.

* Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.

* You can only be young once but you can be immature forever.

* I used up all my sick days. Today I'm calling in dead.

* When I was born, I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half.

* Tell your little voices to shut up! I can't hear mine.

* Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.

* It is easier to get forgiveness, than it is to get permission.

* We live in an age where pizza gets to our homes faster than the police.

* Ten outta ten people surveyed on the streets are pedestrians.

* The only problem with mornings is that they come so early in the day.

* I never said it was your fault, I said I was going to blame it on you.

* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

* Why are you here and what can you do to change that?

* 100% of studies show that if you don't eat, you'll get hungry.

* I'll live forever or die trying.

* Know what I'm thinking?
No
Neither do I. Frightening, isn't it?!

* Diamond ring - $1000
Bang Bang outfit - $150
Victoria's Secret Bra - $35
Look on your face when I turn ya ass down - PRICELESS!

* Somehow the conversation mentioned your name. And someone asked if I knew you. Looking away I thought of all the times we had together, sharing laughter, tears, jokes and heaps more. Then, without an explanation you were gone. I looked to where they were waiting for an answer, and then said softly, "Once....I thought I did."

* No guts, no glory. No brains, same story.

* Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't ever need them again.

* A best friend is someone who believes in you even when you don't believe in yourself.

* If the heart is one of the strongest muscles in the body, why is it so hard to break?

* If you aren't irrestible to him, don't let him be irresistible to you.

* An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.

* My parents made me what I am today, I'm thinking of suing.

* I would tell you to go to Hell, but all dogs go to Heaven.

* I want to be Barbie -- she has everything!

* I have an open mind -- it's just closed for repairs.

* Sometimes I wish that I had never met you, so I could go to sleep at night not knowing that there was someone like you out there.

* I hope life isn't a big joke -- coz I don't get it.

* If every word I said made you smile, I'd talk forever.

* Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.

* Who could ask for more than to live the moment they would die for?

* I never meant to hurt you -- but -- you're pretty when you cry.
I really loved you -- hehehe -- aren't I cute when I lie?!

* Want a high performance woman? I can go from princess to bitch in 2.1 seconds!

* I'm going to smile and make you think I'm happy.. I'm going to laugh, so you don't see me cry.. I'm going to let you go in style.. And even if it kills me - I'm going to smile

* They say kissing is da language of love....care to indulge in a lil convo?

* You thought you had him, you thought he was yours. Haha, that's funny, coz he don't mess with whores.

* If you're naughty, go to your room. If you wanna be naughty, go to mine.

* With friends, quality is more important than quantity.

* Never say forever coz forever isn't real..
Forever's what you think and forever's what you feel..
So if you say forever, please promise that you'll try..
But never say forever, coz forever makes you cry.

* Why is it when a guy is a playa he's a pro, but when a girl takes her turn she's known as a hoe?!

* Just because someone helped you, doesn't necessarily mean they are your friend -- and just because somebody hurt you, doesn't necessarily mean they are your enemy.

* Breaking up with a boyfriend is a million times easier than breaking up with a best friend.

* Noone is a virgin coz life screws us all.

* Love is like a rose, you gotta watch out for those pricks.

* Friends are like condoms, they're there to protect you when things get hard.

* It took me by complete surprise, when my heart got lost inside your eyes...you weren't at all what I was looking for, you were everything and so much more.

* Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

* If it really didn't matter, you wouldn't be spending so much time thinking about it.

* Hate me coz you hate me. Don't hate me coz you ain't me!

* The only reason some people get lost in thought is coz it's unfamiliar territory.

* You can complain coz roses have thorns, or rejoice coz thorns have roses.

* If you can't take the pain, don't play the game!

* God made the land.. God made the sea.. God needed a princess.. So he made me!

* For every minute you spend angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.

* I don't need to point out my best qualities - they stick out on their own!

* Just because 2 lips have met, doesn't mean 2 hearts have joined.

* I'm not a COMPLETE IDIOT...some parts are missing.

* Alwayz be yourself, because those that mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

* Life is like soccer - you need goals.

* Love; a very strong word. Use with EXTREME caution.

* It's becoming more evident.. Much more obvious to me.. I thought much more of you.. Than you ever thought of me.

* Friendship often ends in love. But love in friendship, never.

* I was the one who said things changed, but you were the one who showed me exactly how much they really did.

* You only fall in love once. The rest is just practice to make sure your heart can take it.

* You should always leave loved ones with loving words...it may be the last time you seem them.

* I don't have a cow, so I don't need your bull.

* If at first ya don't succeed, ask a girl for help!

* I'm not stupid, I just don't know much.

* Well, if I call the wrong number, why did you answer?

* One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't speak.

* Spiteful words hurt your feelings, but silence breaks your heart.

* You're entitled to your own opinion, no matter how wrong it is.

* Only the one who inflicts the pain can take it away.

* If you look into my eyes, you will see me. If you look into my heart, you will see you.

* I'm going to smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's just a dream and pretend that he is not hurting me.

* I wasn't kissing him, I was telling his lips a secret.

* It doesn't matter if the guy is perfect, or if the girl is perfect, as long as they are perfect for each other.

* You are everything I never knew I always wanted.

* You didn't say anything to me to hurt me, it's what you didn't say that made me cry.

* For all the times I never said what I should, I thank you for all the times you understood.

* You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

* If you are going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears.

* You hurt me more than I deserve, how can you be so cruel? I love you more than you deserve, how can I be such a fool?

* Good girls don't lie,
Bad girls don't cry,
Dumb girls need 'air',
Naughty girls need underwear,
Sweet girls aren't mean,
Funny girls make a scene,
Perfect girls have all the class,
Mean girls will kick your ass,
Smart girls will excel,
Gossip girls will tell,
Popular girls get all the boys,
Little girls play with toys,
Normal girls are nothing new..
So which one applies to you?