ONLY IN AUSTRALIA
Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

Only in Australia... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink

Only in Australia... do supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front

Only in Australia... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counter

Only in Australia... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and store our junk in the backyard

Only in Australia... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place

Only in Australia... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of 6 or 8

Only in Australia... do we use the word "politics" to describe the process of government. "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood sucking creatures"