PICK-UP LINES
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, would you be McGorgeous?

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?

There must be something wrong with my eyes...I can't take 'em off you.

Stop, drop and roll baby, coz you're on fire!!

Help, I'm lost, which way to your place?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

(lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

You have 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Are those real?

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

(look down at your crotch) Well it's not just going to suck itself.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

F!@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them?

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went in this abandoned motel room....

Are you tired? Well you should be, you've been running through my mind all day...

Did it hurt? (girl then answers) Did what hurt? When you feel out of heaven???

If I told you that you had an incredibly sexy body, would you hold it against me?

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

I also lost my teddy bear, do you think I could sleep with you tonight?