~ QUESTIONS
WITHOUT ANSWERS!! ~
*What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

*When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?

*What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

*Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?

*If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what is an empty desk characteristic of?

*If it's 0 degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

*If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do you get baby oil?

*If flying is safe, why is the airport called the terminal?

*Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

*Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

*Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

*How can someone "draw a blank"?

*How is it possible to have a civil war?

*How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented and just didn't have anything to jot it down on?

*If a bus station is where a bus stops and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk?

*If it's zero degrees outside and it's s'posed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

*If you have an open mind, why don't your brains fall out?

*If you take a shower, where do you put it?

*Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?

*What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

*When people lose weight, where does it go?

*Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

*What do you call a male ladybird?

*Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

*Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

*Why do 'fat chance' and 'slim chance' mean the same thing?

*If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read alright?

*If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?