QUOTES
~ STATEMENTS ~
* I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
* I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
* If I had some ham, I could have some ham and egss, if I had some eggs.
* I'm an excellent housekeeper -- everytime I get a divorce, I keep the house.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor ~
* I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
* My wife said I never listen to her. At least, I think that's what she said.
* We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
* I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
* If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
* I filled out an application that said "In case of emergency notify". I wrote "Doctor"...what's my mother gonna do?