YOUR MAMA JOKES Your mama's so old that when she reads the Bible she reminisces.

Your mama's so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

Your mama's so fat her blood type's Rocky Road

Your mama's sofat her belt size is Equator.

Your mama's so stupid she saw a sign that said 'Wet Floor' so she did.

Your mama's so fat I turned to miss her and ran outta gas.

Your mama's so fat when she stepped on the talking scale it said "One at a time please"

Your mama's so fat when she farts the hole in the Ozone Layer gets bigger.

Your mama's so stupid when asked what she doing on the roof a house during a party she responded "The drinks were on the house"

Your mama's so stupid when the computer said 'press any key to continue' she couldn't find the 'any' key.

Your mama's so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Your mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.