Movie Reviews!

Ok, Im a Movieholic yes thats right.. why well i dabble in videogames and music alot of the time but when it comes to movies you cannot bother me,

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship

Ok it ended craptastically with absolutely no idea whats fucking going on have you seen this i mean "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT?" you go like 3 and a half fucking hours to get to the end and when its done you wake up i loved the "few" action Sequences it had but damnit THREE HOURS to see that shitty ending. "oh sam dont do that you cant swim!" Ahh fuckit let the little fat bastard die, that at least wouldve helped in the 3 hour long headache the movie brought me.

Lord Of the Rings : The Two Towers

MUCH BETTER!!, not only did you actually find out what happened to ian mckellen (Gandolf for you morons out there) but he actually fought fought, and didnt pussy foot around like saraumon, making him "slide" across the floor in the first one "oh i will magically push you to the edge where you will hover dangerously close to falling off but i wont because i need you to finish the movie, im so friggin scary im white!!" blah, anyways the trees were a little much, and the whole like sequences with arwen and all that love crap made me want to vomit seeing as how i pity anyone in love.

Lord Of the Rings : Return of The King.

Ok, This Fucking Movie Was Long and I mean Fucking Long, anyways this one i think was the best the most surprising, The Most Surprising character in the whole story and i mean really surprised me was sam, he got alot braver and fought through hell for frodo, the elves reforged andrui for Aragorn, and the proof for him to be the king of men, the whole story in this movie was fairly decent, the only gripe i have is where you think its going to end it goes for another half hour or longer lol, this movie was worth waiting for and I Highly reccomend going out and buying them if you dont already have one or 2 of them then buy the trilogy set you will not be dissapointed.

The Matrix

Ok this is officially the 2nd coolest movie,good special effects, good acting (well on everyone but keanus parts) and good storyline, when i first saw this movie i was pretty shocked and alarmed by making me wonder that keanus reeves could play "the One" im sorry how is it he keeps getting work, i dont understand this yea i cant see anyone else playing the one but still keanu reeves, man that was making my eyes water im like omfg the whole movie was in the long run ruined by keanu. if you hate me blow me.

The Matrix : Reloaded

OK good and a tiny bit better, in the dialog and in the fight sequences, BUT DAMNIT THEY SHOWED KEANU ASS!!!! AHHHH my fucking eyes burn, his pale white ass flashed across my screen ARGH. and basically if youve seen this one you know the story thus far.

The Matrix : Revolutions

This Movie Was Ok, upon first seeing it you go "huh" and get confused upon what has happened between the character change with the oracle, neo with the power of the one OUTSIDE of the matrix, a dragonball z-ish Fight Sequence between Smith and Neo and the whole storyline thus far, i liked the whole xion fight scenes with the mpc artillery battles this movie if ya have the other 2 is worth buying to make the collection complete and will make you sit and ponder what the fuck was going on way after the movie, also the crappy ending is in full effect and makes you go NO FUCKING WAY!

Star Wars: Episode I

Ok, I Liked this Movie Even tho Jar Jar Binks is a Character.

The Story was Kinda Cool, The Special Effects Rocked and I Liked the Actors in this One I mean Cmon!, Liam Neison, Ewan McGregor and Samuel L. Jackson, With a Cast Like this It would be a Excellent Movie, But they could Of Done without the Annoying Little Kid Who Played Anakin Skywalker, But Natalie Portman... mmmmmm oh umm the movie was great i loved it. Cept Neison Dies... FUCK YOU LUCAS!! 0_o.

Star Wars: Episode II Attack Of The Clones.

This one was Decent, Samuel L Jackson and Ewan Mcgreggor are still in the cast along now with Jimmy Smits Playing (a Very Minor Role) a Couselar to Senator Amidala (Portman mmmmm)I dont get it she was queen in Ep I now shes a Senator?? WTF? anyways Anakin has grown up and is now played by Hayden Christansen (I Hate this Guy!) and is charged with protecting Amidala (and Slowly trick her into loving him) the story on this one rocked i loved this one Jar jar is Still alive tho so that moves the points down a bit.. and Christopher lee Plays Lord Duku A Dark Side Jedi who Cuts off Anakins arm (YAY) and wounds Kenobi (BOO) then Yoda None the less damn near whoop ths shit out of Duku untill he fled like a pussy, (hey i dont blame him i dont want to be killed by a short green midget troll with a lightsaber either!)Anyways yea this was a good one!

Star Wars: Episode III ??

Lucas has Yet to Make it. BAH!

Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope

Ok This Is the REAL Start of where lucas made the Series, It Features Harrison Ford ( Han Solo ) Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamil) and Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) who are all on seperate storys and get intertwined into one, and upon meeting kenobi and learning of his fathers jediness Luke Decides to Take the Trade of Jedi, han solo helps him rescue princess leia and han wants her ass you knew it the second he met her, and it then ends when the story was somewhere near the point of understanding.

Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back

This One i Liked Out of the First 3 Originals, It Gave you More Of the Backstory on Lukes Father what role kenobi played as to lukes father and the somewhat of a story on the empire. Decently Good.

Star Wars: Episode VI Return Of the Jedi

Ok I CANT STAND FUCKING EWOKS, they are the most annoying character Lucas has made yet they look like kid with a buncha fucking fur and they grunt and squeel OMG they suck!, but you see what happened to han and how Luke rescues him and how they stop some of the empire and more into on Darth Vader as Well, This Movie was OK but the ewoks SHOULD HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROMT THE MOVIE!! Fucking Scary Little Hairy Bitches 0_o.