"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad." - Salvador Dali

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank Lloyd Wright

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. " - Albert Einstein

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. " - Mae West

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. " - Henry David Thoreau

"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies." - Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.