Here's a dose of silliness to celebrate April Fool's Day or any other down-time with. Devise a new name from the following instructions:
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dav Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Therefore, George W. Bush will now be known as Goober Chickenshorts, Tony Blair is Zippy Liverbuns, Vladmir Putin is Poopsie Chickenlips, Jacques Chirac is Buttercup Wafflebuns, Fidel Castro is Gidget Applesniffer, and Saddam Hussein is Gidget Chickenfanny. Hmmm... Two Gidgets and three Chickens, I wonder if that means anything?
Thanks to Robin at WitchesWithBrains
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