hello. my name is germ and i'm writing ross's temporary bio.

i can't say that i think i've ever met ross or really know anything about him or his work. despite all this, my last name happens to be ross so i suppose i feel a sort of kinship with him. um… ross is a man of many contrasts. on the one hand,… and then on the other,…….. yep… that about says it all doesn't it. ross is a man among men, a ray of light in stormy weather. ross is like the sky above, sometimes he is filled with light and joy, and other times he is sad and rainy. um… if ross were a train… he'd be a good train and he'd always run on time. if ross had a jetpack he'd use it for good like The Rocketeer. if ross was a character in a shakespeare play, then it would be, "would a ross by any other name not smell as sweet?" (or something). um… ross can shoot lasers from his eyes and he fights crime… that's about it. oh yeah, ben told me that he was an altar-boy or something. sorry ross.