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1. Do you think you'd ever move the band from Tasmania? Has living in Tassies isolation been a help or a hindrance, musically do you think? Chalky: At this stage, moving from Tasmania is nowhere on our list of priorities. Such a decision would only be made if the circumstances surrounding such a thing were of an extremely beneficial nature. Joe: Living in Tassie has been both a help and a hindrance to us musically. Being isolated has forced us to rely on our own creativity to form our music as there a very few metal bands in Tassie and their styles vary severely. It has also forced us to work harder in getting our music out to other people around the world, as the demand for such music down here is very low. On the other hand, being isolated in Tassie obviously has its drawbacks. A live show is one of the best aspects of playing in a metal band. Living in Tassie, we are unable to get our live shows out to the majority of metal fans out there. 2. Tell us a little about the c.d. you're just about to release? Chalky: Psycroptic have just completed the recording and the majority of the actual packaging for our first release, entitled 'The Isle of Disenchantment'. The c.d. consists of 9 original psycro ditties and is around 40 mins in length. We have spent a reasonable sum of cash to obtain a fairly high standard of production (both with recording and layout) so that it can come up to standard with other metal bands internationally. 3. If Psycroptic were a car, what kind of car would it be? Chalky: I think if Psycro' were a car it would have to be a Lamborghini. The reason is because it has to be a refined vehicle with European stylings, definitely not a V8 crustcore mobile, just a 6-cylinder twin turbo high-powered machine with a beautiful interior and exterior, a car that appeals only to those with an acquired taste for power and performance. Joe: It's got to be red because red goes faster and it has to have a rear spoiler as well. 4. How would you like to die, and can we be of any help? Chalky: I'd like to die whilst pounding my cock into my girlfriends snatch, while at the same time witnessing a live performance featuring Dying Fetus, Lividity and Devourment, with a performance by a reincarnated Jeff Buckley half way through the brutality (there'd have to be ice cream and flavored cock gel involved too). Joe: I don't think you could be any help to Chalky's favorable death, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't help me either.  5. If you took the metal out of psycroptic, what would you be left with?, and what colour would the leftover substance be? Chalky: I think if you took the metal out of psycroptic you would be left with a small amount of talent, a decent amount of ability, but mostly just four tossers with social issues. (Oh, and the other colour would be brown, with red and green chunks). 6. Did you find the darleks terribly frightening considering they couldn't go up stairs? Chalky: Actually, watching the Darleks cruise around kind of got me horny most of the time (they made me picture having a bang whilst on roller-skates), and their lack of stair climbing ability merely enhanced the situation. 7. How do you think the man taking the lead in the waltz came about? Chalky: fuck knows, maybe the waltz was invented by homosexual men, and they had to teach the women years later after the interest level rose to an intense level. 8. Tell us a little bit about psycroptic? Who plays what? Is it true that you all used to be professional wrestlers? Chalky: I've actually been professionally wrestling with myself since I hit puberty. My working title is "hairy handed henry sweat palmer", and I've never lost a bout. In fact I have held the title of world champion ever since I "exploded" into the sport. 9. Describe the ultimate psycroptic T-shirt. Chalky: For starters, one that exists. But if it did it would (in my opinion) feature a sick design of mind-blowing proportions created by myself. Of course I would have to learn how to draw well first.... 10. Anything else you want to tack on? Chalky: Yes. You can purchase the c.d. for a mere $15 Aus/$10 U.S. (world), by sending all cheques/ money orders (or well-concealed casherooni) to Psycroptic, 70 Lochner St, West Hobart, TAS 7000. If you're the type to use a computer, you can E-mail us at psycroptic@hotmail.com, or check out our website (that Dave the skinpounder whipped together himself- when he was pissed) at www.geocities.com/psycroptic. Also for just $6.65 a week you can see my wrestling program on Austar (only if over age of 18). And to any metallers out there, buy our disc or the cave-dwelling goblinwhore will come and cut your hair as you sleep (obviously any short-hairers out there can rest easy). |