These three fugitives, collectively known as "The Hassle", are wanted for inflicting unnecessary noise upon the innocent civilians of the City of Toronto, composing gratuitously catchy songs in a new wave-inspired garage pop style, leaving their basement rehearsal space before music industry taste arbiters deemed sufficient time to have elapsed, causing more experienced bands to "look bad" (both musically and visually), befuddling solipsistic music journalists with their "rudimentary bashing", generally fucking shit up. CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. PROCEED TO WAVELENGTH AND SHAKE THAT ASS.
Name: Ruby Damage
Name: Kitten De Soto
Name: Zoe Inane