WAYNE OMAHA
WAVELENGTH #15
SUNDAY MAY 21
11 P.M.
Wayne Omaha Promoted to Higher State of Consciousness
by Doc Pickles
It is with great distress that we announce the promotion of Dr. Mr. Rev.
Wayne Omaha, Ph.D. MME., to a higher state of consciousness after 37 years
ofdedicated service to the Sinphonic Corporation.
Dr. Mr. Rev. Omaha worked thanklessly like a dog fastening struts to the personal watercraft of the corporate floatation department, and also served as vice-chair of the annual staff picnic committee. His antics at last year's Christmas party will not soon be forgotten and the smell of brie in the photocopier will remain with us long after our memories fade.
When asked to comment on his promotion, Dr. Mr. Rev. Omaha would only say "sometimes you've got to take the stairs" before consulting with his attorney, Mr. Lawyer Sir Yawd LL.B., who added, "at no point did Dr. Mr. Rev. Omaha ever have designs on 'taking' said stairs per se, rather he was using those stairs as a metaphor to explain how he would commute to his nextassignment, namely to unquestioningly carry out the wishes of the Sinphonic Corporation, but in another dimension."
Shortly after beginning his ascent, Dr. Mr. Rev. Wayne Omaha disappeared in a flash of light never to be seen again to anyone other than operatives of the company and surviving members of his church, members of the independent rock'n'roll band "Wayne Omaha", who will relay the Dr. Mr. Rev.'s message of "beauty on"to Wavelength patrons on May 21.
His empty cubicle will be filled by Judge Yer Honour from the Compliance Department, who has been coveting the location for several years.