In: Wendy's Honey Ham and Chicken, Out: McDonald's ratburger with cheese In: Swearing, Out: Praying In: Conan O'Brien's Al Gore-as-a-robot impersonation, Out: Donny Osmond's I'm-a-pretty-boy realization In: Menthol cigarettes (because nobody will bum them from you), Out: Unfiltered cigarettes (way too harsh on the throat) In: Rogaine, Out: Toupees In: Marsh mellow spread, Out: Preserves In: Kid-N-Play, Out: DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince In: Being cool, Out: Acting like you're a nerdy artsy guy to pick up chicks In: The Goonies, Out: The Breakfast Club In: Steaks on the grill, Out: Veggie burgers In: Swimming, Out: Not wanting to wear a bathing suit in front of girls In: Jackie Chan, Out: Chuck Norris (er, Walker: Texas Ranger) In: 1960's reggae music, Out: White dudes who try too damn hard to play it In: Jazzcore, Out: Cutesy emotional music In: Black Sabbath, Out: Metallica (post-"Black Album" stuff) In: Revenge Of The Nerds, Out: Acting like a pansy artsy indie geek-boy to pick up chicks.

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