So these 3 guys get spihwrecked on a tropical island. Everything goes smoothly untill they are captured by cannibals.
The three men are brought before the chief. The cheif said, "We will kill you and make your skin into our canoes. How would you like to die?"
The first man asked to be hanged. So he was hanged and his skin was made into their canoes.
The second man asked to have his throat slit. And so it was, and so they made his skin into their canoes.
When the cannibals asked the third man how he wanted to die, he asked for a fork. They gave him a fork and he started violently stabbing himself all over his body screaming "Fuck your canoes! Fuck your canoes!"