Rejected Ideas for Children's Products





Doofus Brand Learning Activities

BAM-O, the toy that explodes

Lil' Hobo Clothing Line

Colaspsy the Crib. Made out of real balsa wood.

Andy the Longshoreman, the talking doll that knows swear words

Little Fat Kid Brand Lunchmeat

Sgt. Annoyance Police Chopper. Doesn't stop making noise untill you break it.

A video game where kids actually learn something.