I can't take the pain for all of these, but they've all happened.
When powerwashing something in your bare feet, you realize theres some dirt on your foot, and without thinking, you powerwash your foot.
Shaving your pubic hair when the cat jumps into your lap.
Trying to walk up instead of down a flight of steps when it's dark.
Sitting on the toilet smoking, and trying to put the ciggerette in the toilet without getting up.
Having your friend help you move something really heavy and saying, "Now when i say 'Okay' you drop it, okay?".
Hot coffee driving on a bumpy road.
Breastfeeding a baby and realize its teething.
Being the unlucky person on the vine when it finally breaks.
Car surfing when the driver decides to make an abrupt stop to avoid hitting a squirrel.
Getting drunk on whiskey by yourself at a bar and thinking the asshole next to you isn't there with five of his friends.
Really toothy head.
Trying to hammer in a reeaaally tiny nail when you're reeaaaallly really drunk.
Rolling out of bed. From the top bunk.
Having to knaw your arm off to get away from what you slept with the night before.