Sometime Between 8:00 and 5:00.

This page is down for extensive revision.

No, Not GONE. To Quote Your Boyfriend, You Still Don’t Trust Me, Do You.

There’s no reason to be alarmed.

It Isn’t Permanently GONE, C. Listen to Me.

In fact, this is A Good Sign.

Sigh. No, Not Gone, Just Being Rebuilt. Like Your KNEES.

It means SJ and its sequel are going to find their final form soon, and be finished.

Did I SAY It Was LOST? DID I?

And just as the serial version in The Strand and the book version might differ, in Dickens’s day and Conan Doyle’s, so too here.

Read My Lips, Nothing Is LOST. Promise.

The revisions are in hand, that’s all.

It’s In the Shop, Aidge, Not Totaled. Okay?

It will be back soon enough. (No, it’s not LOST. Stop that.)

Watch It, Son, I’m One of the Few Fen Older Than You, and With a Deeper Voice.

In the meantime, don’t panic.

Lord. Just – Let It Go, Nicky. Let It Go.

Sigh. They aren’t kidding. Joe and Howie really are the patient ones.

Just be patient, folks. It’ll be back soon enough.