Uncanonical Works, Not Accepted as Dogma

And these are the one-offs, special requests in pairings I don't do (or buy), heretical stuff found in a Gnostic catacomb....

As an enticement, this is also where snarky, smart-assed photoparodies reside, with a sort of shamefaced defiance (mmmm ... oxymoron-tail stew).

Note: these photos, as recaptioned, are parody, and fair use on my part. No infringement of intellectual property rights has occurred or should be presumed.

Who Knew? The Uncanonical SweetBone Short Done Been Nominated for an Aaa-ward (See, Maw, I Tol' Ye Someone Read This 'Ere Stuff):

Egads!  An Award: and For a Non-Canonical Work at That!  I'd Like to Thank the Academy....

Uncanonical Mumbo-Jumbo

The Thousand Nights and One Night, & the Perfumed Garden (D/AJ)

Vulgar Graffiti: If the Captions Don't Show, the Mouse-Over ALT-Comments Will....

JC Brags a Little....
The Gay Caballero
Lance Admonishes His Gay Caballero
Triangles! Jamesanjosh Pull a Fast One on Poor Unsuspecting Justy....
Anticipation
Lance and the Equipment Check
A Man's Gotta Do What a Man's Gotta Do, Pilgrim....
'You're the Top, You're the Tower of Pisa...'
Nathan Bedford Chasez, Fightin' Kitten of the Confederacy