Piltdown is a hairy little drunk that the manager once stumbled upon during an archaeological dig on the one day he actually turned up for university. The Rat took pity on the hirsute, helpless, petrol drinking man from the past and took him home. After a few years integrating him back into society it soon became clear that the little bastard could actually play football if he could be kept out of the pub long enough. Player of the Year and Players Player of the Year last season, can he keep this form up?
