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As a manager his record speaks for itself after capping a wonderful career by taking his bunch of no hopers to a Div A Champs and cup double to add to the Div B and cup double. As a player he is the ultimate footballer, blistering pace and silky skills are allied to ferocious tackling and an engine that Nasa wish they could design. Chunky's all time leading goalscorer and idol of the fans. Chunky is his life as he has nothing else in it....hence this website
Biography and Stats
- POB: Rio,Brazil
- DOB: 02/09/75
- First Club: Sao Paolo
- Likes: Scoring crackers, mesmering defenders, giving technically brilliant teamtalks, sewers, free pints and lying
- Dislikes: Floodlights that get in the way of his shots, laboratories, cats, people who dont take seven-a-side Wednesday night football at Sankey as a matter of life and death
- Games Last Season - 13
- Average Mark - 6.54
- MOM's - 1
- Goals - 4
- Valuation - £50 million
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