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Surly-Pet Celebrates Opening of New Store

During the confusion of last weekend's activities, Fukushima JET "Sha-ri-Petto" announced the opening of her new store in "O-masu Mura." Though the location of the store and it's town are officially unknown, "Shuwi-Pet" reminded the residents of Fukushima-ken that it is really easy to find. Just listen and you will hear everyone slurring at high rates of speed the expression "nani-nani-masu!" She urged her local following of Hentai-Hitos that "the experience is in the journey, not the accomplishment of the goal!" thereby explaining the possible frustration in finding her spanktacular store. For official directions to the painful paradise, "Squirrely-Pot" stated with a devious smirk and a wink, "It's anywhere you like it, yo! And you can spank that to the bank . . . I mean why spank it yourself when we'll spank it for you?"


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