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Dear Floozy,
So you are interested in my measurements huh? Well the “ideal” woman is supposedly 36-24-36. I am not that.
Since I still don’t have a tape measure I will need to give you my measurements in another way.
My beasts are smaller than a grapefruit, not as hard as a Valencia orange, let’s see…they feel like medium-sized tomatoes to me. I rarely wear a bra (34B) because my tits don’t bounce and are smallish, instead I wear camisoles.
I have a smaller than normal waist. If I place my hands on my waist and try to touch my thumbs and middle fingers, well, I can’t. I would need a man’s hands too. So my waist is about four-hands wide. Hips? The ones you were obsessing about…well I don’t know. In a mirror my ass looks like the size of a basketball if you cut it in half and glued it on me. It’s round like that too. Like I told you I have a Kenyan ass. I am slim-hipped, which I guess is smaller than 36.
Think size 7.
So I will guess I am about 33 1/2-22-34 ¾…and 5’ 7 ½” but you remember that part right?
But since I have a small waist it makes my ass look larger than it really is. Proportion is the secret to everything!
I am about 2/3s legs. My feet are long and skinny. My hands are too. Ha! My neck is too! I seem to have hit on a pattern here.
My belly button is an “innie.” My hair is longer now…about 4” above my nipples. Eyes still large and green. My mouth is smallish, the upper lip like normal, the lower one puffy. I think that is from men sucking on it.
You can discover my peach and other parts on your own.
There. Now email me with your stats. Tit for tat.
Tell me all about your tat. Details please!!!!
ME
