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IF YOU'D LIKE A LINK TO YOUR BANDS
WEBSITE THEN YOU HAVE TO SEND ME A VERY CHARMING E-MAIL.
THE
EXILES
An incredibly flash and satire site, this band are easily something to
get excited about - and I'm not just saying this because Yalson's
their bassist...honest.
MISSBLACKAMERICA
This band are better than seeing
somebody accidentally blow a snot bubble when they are talking to you
THE DAWN PARADE
They give you the sense of joy and
lovingness you feel when you blow candles out on your birthday.
How very, very romantic.
Blue Gandhi
This band will make you squeal like
a PIG.
They are definitely better than Indiana Jones.
s
a n c h o
They named
themselves as Sancho after a porn star who appeared in a film that the
band happened to stumble upon. And they have a charming bassist ... he
knows all the right moves.
faT PaNdA
young metal mothers
of town
El
Spoonio
Described by Andrew Culture
as 'Kinda a tuneful mix between Foo Fighters and a medieval banqueting
band'.
alys
in wonderland
It's fucking weird shit
man, still ... tres bien.
The
Bardo
"Primarily influenced by early 90's alternative acts like Jane's
Addiction, The Pixies and The Smashing Pumpkins, The Bardo update this
sound and add their own eclecticism to create an unique sonic
experience." - Riverman Records
SLOWDROWNED
Things that make
you go Mmmmm
KARRIE
Are not a very
charming band, but they sound good so I'll forgive them.
Jacob's
Chuck
"everyone's favourite miscellaneous
band" - or so I'm told.
MACCA
Newmarket's
finest. Any site that's bright orange gets my vote.
new
dimension
"A new
local band still choosing whether to have a drummer or not."
Decisions decisions.
go
cartel
Used to be called : NICE
GUY DAVE
These guys are
nice. Like really nice. I mean there's nice and then there's NICE.
I'm not sure I'm making myself clear, on the NICE scale of 1-10 (1
being unsatisfactory nice and 10 being sumo-ultimate-extra-swirly-gnarly
nice ) these guys score 11(!). They're
slightly deceptive. I mean, I wasn't going to say anything, but
there's not a single Dave in the band.
Not one.
JUnK
CULtuRe
This is a dirty
band that should have its nose rubbed in its own filth. The site is
very funny so even if you don't know jack about them you should check
it out. Hell, they'll probably even let you become their singer for a
day or so.
BIFF
TANNEN
These guys
have a bugle. Do not fuck with them.
STORY
so FAR
Snazzy Bury punk band. Oh, butter my arse!
POSSOM
FODDER.
A Newmarket
band that are showing some promising talent. And it's
P-o-s-s-O-m not..
p-o-s-s-U-m
GODDIT? GOOD.
VoTE
BoB
An incredibly SNAZZY
website. I bet these guys slow down at car crashes.
THE
MOON
OFFICE
Moon rhymes with SPOON y'know? This band has ASH and CHARLIE in
and they're just really really lovely and I want to take them home
with me, but luckily for them there are laws stopping me :-(.
MmmmJuicy@hotmail.com
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