BEXTA'S LAB
Name:
Becky Claire Grant
Position: I'm not sure how I do it, but I sell the Mmmm Juicy's.
Date of birth : 20/02/87
Biggest Achievement: Going on a children's game show when I was
12.
Secret weapon: My multi-coloured hair and my love of Ribena,
hot or cold.
Bad habits: I bite my nails.
Quote: Don't live a little, live a lotto (not actually
mine, but it has a nice ring to it!).
Hero: Probably Mr. J. Rotton.
I would sell my soul for... a shark
I wouldn’t be seen dead wearing... a used bin bag that
had been used for the disposing of small dogs.
I’d do anything for Mmmm, Juicy, but I won’t... eat meat or
buy E$$o
When I die, promise you’ll never look.... under my bed,
in the top half of my wardrobe that hasn't been opened for about 5
years and under my book case.
Hang the blessed DJ because... He plays crappy stuff, and
whenever you request a song, he doesn't bother playing it until you
have gone to the toilet or gone home.
If you were Batman who'd be your Robin? Best friend Hannah
If you were Itchy who'd be your Scratchy? I have two
Scratchy’s. This other Hannah who really just needs to be lynched,
and someone called Kirsty, who also is begging me to stick a large
knife in her.
Would you rather everyone could read your mind, or no one could
understand you? Um, I think that I would prefer if no-one could
understand me, then I would be much more interesting, and the person
who is trying to talk to me would have to work really hard to grasp
what I'm saying.
If you could invent something what would it be? A special
plastic box that you could live in without getting cramp, and without
suffocating.
Do you believe in hell? Yes.
Do you think you'll end up there? I hope not.
If you could add a new word to the dictionary what would it be and
what would it mean? Gyne - (verb) to gyne. Means to tear or to
destroy.
Describe yourself in 5 words: Watch Out For That Plug.
Favourite song: Animal Nitrate (It changes every week).
Favourite bands: Miss Black America, Blue Gandhi, Suede, Sex
Pistols, The Dawn Parade, Placebo, The Manic Street Preachers, Marylin
Manson, The Undertones, Roxy Music, Elastica, Pulp....the list goes
on...
Favourite TV shows: The Simpsons, Big Brother, Sabrina The
Teenage Witch, Big Train, The Day Today, Have I Got News For You,
Blackadder, The Vicer of Dibley, Father Ted and Brasseye.
Favourite films: Final Destination, Breakout, Not Another Teen
Movie, Lord of The Rings, Harry Potter and Ice Age.
Finally,
Would you rather eat a teaspoonful of your own shit, or a whole
baby?
Well certainly not the latter...
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