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Greetings Ninja Warriors,
    We hear issue 2 brought you a drink, invited you back to its house and then slapped you up like a bitch. And now you want some MORE. So we've decided to release its evil sister:

^{-Issue 3-}

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Issue #3 of the Mmmm, Juicy!© Fanzine is not available at all good retailers, however it is available from us. Mail us, ring us, post us, or poke us when you next see us and hand over that shiny pound et voila! Your life will be instantly better* and you will instantly become sexier*, thinner* and more intelligent*. Issue #3 includes: 

• Exclusive interview with MISS BLACK AMERICA - Mikey and Neil get a word in! 

• God John Peel is hero of the republic - "I’ve played this record a few times on the show since I received it, and it has just occurred to me that I might be playing it at the wrong speed. "

• Mmmm, Juicy does Trinity College - and giggles right the way through it.

• WORLD EXCLUSIVE what Seymour Glass gets up to when he's not being a frock star - photos he never knew we had! 

• Greg McDonald's new column - The Book of Nearly Mr Men and Almost Little Misses.  

• Would you rather eat a teaspoonful of your own shit or a whole baby? - Mmmm, Juicy investigates.

• Heavy metal - Like you have never seen or heard before.

• Black Marks - "it becomes worryingly clear that at least 80% of the population of this country shouldn’t be allowed access to sharp objects, so mind-numbingly stupid are they"

• All this and much much more

CLICK HERE TO VIEW FRONT COVER OF ISSUE 3

If you wish to purchase an issue 3 send £1 and a SAE (A5 sized) to:
Northbrook,
North End,
Exning,
Suffolk,
CB8 7JT 

Issues 1, 2 and 3 are all available for purchase at £1 each. I will pay postage if more than one fanzine is ordered. E-mail me if you need more details. 

We showed an issue#3 to Mr T and he commented "He's gonna be a package of cream cheese in a minute! Crazy fool!"

Issue #4 of the Mmmm, Juicy!© Fanzine is currently in development. Get in touch if you would like to contribute (read: become our slave for all eternity).

You can purchase a fanzine for only £1
FOR MORE DETAILS EMAIL
MmmmJuicy@hotmail.com

*no refunds
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The future is bright, the future is Juicy!

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