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The Mmmm, History! of Mmmm, Juicy!©
Once upon a time, the Schmidster was sitting happily in her Biology class playing with the bacteria from her
hands, she comments "I should bottle the stuff and stick a whopping great big price tag on the thing...I could go for the honest approach and market the stuff as 'the scum off
Lydia's hands put in agar jelly' or simply call it 'Mmmm juicy!'. Waddya think?"
Lo and behold, Mmmm, Juicy!© was born. The Schmidster was right about the suckers, and the company proceeded to grow rapidly. So rapidly, in fact, that nobody noticed it ..... until now.
Mmmm, Juicy!© soon spawned a number of other products including Mmmm, Tasty!© and the infamous Mmmm, Dodgy!© (now back in consumption after a temporary break from our bottles).
Soon the world will be ours, the world will be juicy! So watch you back Yakult, we're coming to get you!!!
May the juice be with you!
I can't believe it has come to pass
That I was forced to stare at someone's ass
Oh, the injustice! The horror! The shame!
And for this encounter the ass is to blame
I opened the door to the couples' room
And up from the dusk shameless nudity loomed
For long moments I had to stand and stare
In the shock I forgot that the exit was there
You accuse me of lacking manners and foresight
Barging in without knocking and blighting your night
Well what of the blight on my innocent mind
From this travesty I did not expect to find?
There's just no excuse for such a lack of thought
Not placing warnings on the door as you ought
I'm broken and weary, sick to my insides
Can't keep my meals down, though God knows I've tried
The unfettered horror, the hair and the flesh
Please keep my safe from any more nakedness
This doorway I see leads to nothing but doom
All I can do now is enter another bedroom...
By Holl(i)y
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