Straight From the
Stalls of the Bathroom
Whore-o-scopes
Stuff Carved into the Walls
Call For a Good Time...
There’s TP Attached to What? Well, Now it’s a Trend
That's Not Supposed to be in the Toilet!
Amuse Your Inner
Vandal
These People Got Skillz...
Mom Doesn't Like this Band? TURN EM UP!
Wonder What These Guys Sound Like With Bass Cranked...
Stuff to Either See, or to Make Out to
Stuff That Can Be
Done With Spray Paint
Skribble's Alleyway
Roses are Red, Blood is Too...
And This One Time...At Band Camp...
The Cops Are Hunting Us Down
For These Ones
Yeah, Ok, We're Ripping off Letterman
Use These When Appropriate...Which Can Be Any Time You
Want
This Shit Amused Us, Let it Amuse You Too
Guaranteed To Make You Smile
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Bio - Jim Breuer, funniest motha fucka on tv
NAME: James Breuer
BORN: June 21, 1967
HOMETOWN: Valley Stream, Long Island
Has a Wife since 1993
and two girls
FUN FACTS:
Was overweight as a child
Once took a safari to Africa w/his family
He is good friends with Tracy Morgan(also on Saturday Night Live)
He likes The movie Rocky
His favorite people to work with on SNL are Tracy Morgan and
Molly Shannon
SOME CHARACTERS ON SNL:
GoatBoy
Joe Pesci
Ross Rebagliati
Gunner Olsen
Sean(Mary Kathrine Gallagers crush)
Dirk and other guys who tease the Spartan Cheerleaders
Jeffrey Calfman(host of "Issues")
Glenn(Azrael Abyss's brother)
Mickey(Rocky's trainer)
guy in audience who went to New Jersey with Scott Wolf
obsessed Sly Stalloan fan
John Viez(co-host of "stuff we made")
member of the Learning Annex who met Kevin Bacon
Impersonator of Jack Nicholson
Police Officer
Don Wong
the Vampire Kramer
Emeril Legasse
Dinosaurs(to impress Jeff Goldblume)
Kenny Mccaughey(septuplets father)
TV & MOVIE APPEARANCES:
Crooked Lines(2001)
One Eyed King(2001)
Open Mic(2000)
Half Baked(1998)
Dick(1999)
Planet Ice(Nov, 19 1999)
SNL
The Jim Breuer Show
Carson Daly
MTV Live
MTV's Total Request
MTV Rock and Jock Baseball
Home Improvment
Uptown Comedy Club
Friday Night
Pulp Comics
Canned ham:Half Baked
Later
Late Night With Conan O' Brien
Late Show with David Letterman
The Daily Show
E! News Daily
Premium Blend
Biography
A stand-up comedian since his college
days on Long Island, NY, Jim Breuer worked in comedy clubs around the country
for several years before deciding to try to become a regular on the NYC
comedy club circuit. After only seven months in the city, he landed a gig on
the nationally syndicated show "Uptown Comedy Club", where he spent
two seasons. He joined NBC's "Saturday Night Live" in 1995,
becoming best known for his original character 'Goat Boy' and his Joe Pesci
impression in the recurring "Joe Pesci Show" sketch. Other
characters have included ex-porn star Don Wong and Glen the older brother of
Azrael Abyss, who co-hosts the fictional cable access show "Goth
Talk". (The comedian left the show during the summer of 1998). Breuer
headlined his own special "Pulp Comics: Jim Breuer" (Comedy Central,
1997) and that network tapped him to host "Premium Blend" in 1998.
Despite the limitations of the "Half Baked" (1997) material, he
drew praise in his feature debut for giving a decent impression of someone
stoned (a character he often employs in his stand-up routines). His second
film, the Watergate-era "Dick" (1999), cast him as White House
counsel John Dean alongside fellow "SNL"-ers Ana Gasteyer and Will
Ferrell.
MAKE SURE YOU CATCH HIS "HARDCORE" PERFORMANCE
ON COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS!
Jim during his act on Comedy Central
*Kendra*
Link everyone to this if you'd like
http://www.jimbreuer.com/
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