Q: Who am I?

A: I am Paul Bradshaw.

Q: Who is Paul Bradshaw?

A: Paul Bradshaw is a person.

Q: So?

A: I eat, sleep, breathe, urinate, defecate, ejaculate, and dream strange dreams.

Q: So why am I here in this editorial?

A: I was invited.

Q: Who invited me?

A: John Lawson.

Q: The Dream People guy?

A: Too true, dude.

Q: Why did he invite me?

A: He wanted me to make an announcement.

Q: Why should I make an announcement?

A: Because I am editor/creator/publisher of The Dream Zone.

Q: What is The Dream Zone?

A: The Dream Zone is a print magazine of bizarre fiction.

Q: And?

A: Well The Dream Zone and The Dream People are joining forces to promote the bizarre genre.

Q: No shit!

A: It's true. The Dream People will remain an online zine and The Dream Zone will become a print version of The Dream People and yet still retain its originality.

Q: That's absolutely fantastic!

A: I know.

Q: So how can I find out more about The Dream Zone?

A: The Dream People has added a link to The Dream Zone website, where you can find details of the current issue, writers guidelines, and subscription information, and you can purchase the magazine online.

Q: Cool beans, dude!

A: I know.

Q: What is the name of my budgie?

A: I don't have a budgie.

Q: Why not?

A: Because I'm not hungry.

Q: I eat budgies?

A: Er... I gotta go now. I have to feed the alien.

Q: The alien? The alien?? THE ALIEN???