( White Reflection Parody )
I feel your hate reflection,
Deep in your eyes as you punch
back in mine,
burning a distant, ending story.
As if destroying a large city,
I flap my wings, and in my heart,
I spread wide the wings of darkness
that you’ve given to me,
Ah....I want to see your blood,
So much, its maddening...!
Blah blah blah and on with the
show!
So anyways, our foursome, Moth, Spidey, Punkster, and Cloud all began walking towards Bunnies evil dark tower of course they are a very very long ways from the sinister building but hey they got what it takes to get there.., they trudge threw deep marshes filled with leeches.
Punkster: Damn Leeches..
They braved the bone chilling winds
of the arctic mountains..
Punkster: very very cold..* teeth
chatters *
and they even....
Punkster: STOP IT! Stop it! I cant take this anymore I need some friggin clothes..all I have is this stupid utility belt..if I don’t get some clothing I’m going to SNAP!
Moth: Fine..one second Punkster..hey
cloud are there any shops around here.?
Cloud: * Ruffles his yellow hair
* yeah..but it’s a hassle to go to we should keep going..
Hearing that there is a shop near
by punkster runs up to the unsuspecting cloud and starts to strangle him..
Punkster: Tell me where the shop is, or I will kill you then I will feed your pathetic body to uh..some creatures yeah..
Cloud: * weezes* Over there...* pathetically points *
Punkster dashes towards the direction cloud pointed in with out any second thoughts..,After brushing himself off and fixes his hair cloud speaks to the remaining party members..
Cloud: we should go after him before he hurts himself, there are three old hags down there..very powerful..
Spidey: hags..? OH MY GOD NOT HAGS! * Suspensful little diddy *
Moth: NO not HAGS! * screams like a litte girl once again *
Cloud: indeed and no telling what they might try to do, when a naked punkster comes running down the roadway.
Moth and spidey break out laughing and almost fall on the ground
Cloud: whats so funny..?
Moth: what if they try to rape
him? * laughs *
Spidey: yeah..they might be hungry
for some “ Man Meat “
after much head bashing and butt kicking cloud gets them to follow the naked foot prints left by punkster, as well as avoiding a few signs of creatures namely large clumps of creature poo left in the road....2 snack packs later and half a bottle of soda they find a house made out of ginger bread
Moth: wow..a real gingerbread house..just like in the amazing story of “ Disc world” written by Terry Pratchet..* smiles and holds up a sign saying sell out* hey its free advertisment for him
Spidey: what are you talking about..moth?
Moth: I have no clue..
Cloud: shut-up before we are discovered..
Moth: fine fine..
Hag1: what a fine meal he will
make
Hag2: yesss..and he is already
naked..
Hag3: sisters? Shall I start the
oven?
Hag1: yess please..
Hag2: and shall I bring out the
bottle of wine?
Hag1: you do that and I will get
the Axe ( after I rape the fellow )
Hag2: did you say rape?
Hag1: I don’t know what your talking
about..
Hag3: yes you did..I heard you
thoughts..
Hag1: no you didn’t
Cloud: quickly while they are arguing among themselves..
The group of 3 sneak into the house after a quick battle with the ginger bread guard, which soon spidey ate and licked his lips.., inside the house was many food and candy type things, they move to the back room were they found punkster chained to a wall by licorice..
Moth: Punkster why havent you eaten
threw those chains?
Punkster: because I don’t want
to lose my figure..
Moth: oh well its only licorice
so use you muscles and break threw em..
Punkster does as instructed and
they escape threw a window made of paper wrap
cloud: that was certainly interesting..
Hag2: your telling me..
Cloud: umm..guys..?, guys..?
Watching from her tower of doom
bunny queen laughs at cloud,
Bunny: mwah using my staff I have
teleported you to the group of hags..mwah.
Instrumental Blah Blah