The world of Final Fantasy is not a happy place..well you said it ever was ne? its full of dispare and gloom nothing ever goes right for its denizens..this is a story about all the characters coming together in one central Final Fantasy Universe...Enjoy..
Cloud and Tifa could be seen walking with Vivi down a dirt road to the nearest town...
Cloud: so you say you lost your party?
Vivi: yeah those bastards left me high and dry..
Cloud: sorry to hear that..
Tifa: don't worry I'm sure we will find them..
( vivi cracks his knuckles )
Vivi: hope so...
- Random battle -
They are attacked by a pack of grey wolves..
Cloud: is this some sort of joke..?
Tifa: yeah..you would like they could sense our all powerful..aura..and materia..
( tifa shakes her head and sighs )
Vivi: shoo shoo..
( the wolves attempt to attack but die..tifa uses her limit and cloud uses ultima 4 in a row )
In another part of the world..Cid, Cid and Cid
Cid1: you know..maybe we should build and airship..?
Cid2: how many are we gonna make? they keep getting stolen from us
Cid3: ha..at least I went into space..losers..
Cid1: shut-up...
Cid2: yeah shut the Fnuck up...
Cid3: make me..( holds a giant wrentch..)
( the other cids points guns at his head..)
In yet another part of the World..
kefka, Ultimecia, Seph
Kefka: I was..all powerful..now look at me ( licks ice cream )
Seph: I know what you mean.., Chocolate please..
Ultima: tsh..you two were nothing compaired to me., no almonds please..
Kefka: I could destroy you both if it wasn't for this icecream..heh
Ultima: oh please.., heres a 10 keep da change suga..
Seph: yeah Kef..your pretty weak..even if you did manage to steal the power of espers..
Kefka: shut-up..at least I made looking like a villian good..
Seph: you looked gay..
Kefka: I know... I know...( cries )I dropped my coffee..Ice cream..
Moving along...
Choco1: Waaaark..
Choco2: Wark!
Choco1: Waak
Choco2: Wark wark loo..!
Choco farmer: ok...and not I will not get you a candy bar..
Crono: what the hell are those!
Lucca: looks like giant flesh eating monsters to me..!
Farmer: who are you guys.? your not Final fantasy characters!
Crono: um..yes we are..
Lucca: yeah we are uh new ones..
( the farmer points to them and screetches )
Crono: RUN AWAY!
End..Disc One..
