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The written word can alter entire worlds... or create new ones.

This is the main archive of my stories; the series, the one-shots, and the rejects. It's all here, with the exception of those stories and pieces which I have so utterly trashed that they're no longer accessible even to me. I'd like to thank all my fans that have given me the encouragement it takes to keep up with this; if it weren't for you guys, I'd have given up long ago. I'd like to thank Tomas Megerson and VGAP, who first inspired me to write fanfiction, even if they had no conscious role in it. And I'd like to thank my faithful pre-readers Truk, Jester, LuxDragon, Kickinwing, and Stan for helping me sort out my dumb mistakes. This is for you, guys.

Master of Orion

Upon the fall of the Moon Kingdom, as the very ashes of the mighty empire were settling to the ground, three moon cats were send forward into the future to assist the awakened Senshi, not two. And the third one... isn't so happy with the warriors of love and justice. An Addventure Sailor Moon, Ranma 1/2, Negima, and Full Metal Panic crossover, with a dash of Slayers and sprinkling of some other series.

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And the flames of the Orochi tore the land to ash. Great cities, burned. Great souls, obliterated. And all descended into the void...

Yagami 1/2

Last updated: Right now. Wait, no, NOW! No no, wait, it was actually then.

Under the harsh, monotonous, and mostly pointless training of Happousai, Iori Yagami sought the secrets to defeating Kyo. Instead, he found love, and discovered that there's more to life than fighting. Now, if only he could teach that to his son, Ranma...

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16
Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20

Logo by Roderick Swee!

Guardian

Avatar image by Kariston Draconis!

Last updated: Not recently enough

Cured of his curse, but betrayed by his fiancee and family, Ranma Saotome leaves his past behind and starts a new life, taking the role of a professional protector of the peace... as part of a misguided, poorly staffed, and grossly overworked police deparment. With his professional life starting to resemble his private life, Ranma takes on the forces of terrorism and organized crime in a vastly underappreciated effort to save Japan.

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16
Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20 Chapter 21 Chapter 22 Chapter 23 Chapter 24 Chapter 25 Chapter 26 Chapter 27 Chapter 28 Chapter 29

Image by Michael Bennett!

Millennium

Last updated: The title says it all!

Guardian spin-off series. My contribution to the SM/Ranma crossover community, because every Ranma fanfic author worth jack diddly has done at least ONE dedicated Sailor Moon crossover. Needless to say, the main course will include the utter corruption of the Senshi to the standards demanded in Guardian, with a side order of chaotic explosions and science fiction cliches.

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14

Dark Rune of Unholy Might +18: Demons save -20 against getting their ass beat

Nexus II

Last updated: Whenever it was that I last played a Fallout series game.

Terror. Destruction. Chaos. Sometimes events rage from the control of mortal beings, and lives lapped up in the waves of greater powers. The Nexus, a mass of gateways to other worlds has been opened, and Ranma gets a little sidetracked on his training trip... Action, intrigue, comedy, romance, and more! As the shadow falls, chaos consumes all...

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16
Chapter 17 Chapter 18

By Roderick Swee! Translation: Justice/Murder

Big Human on Campus

Last updated: Back when Tsukune was still a powerless weenie.

Crossover experiment #580. Revisiting great ideas: a study on human and monster co-habitation. This time Tsukune isn't alone as a human amongst monsters at Youkai Academy! His compatriot in the species homo sapien is, of course, Ranma Saotome, a brash, powerful, and nigh unstoppable martial artist who proudly declares his humanity to all, heedless of danger!
Luckily, nobody believes him.

Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17
Christmas Omake

Big Human on Campus: After School

Session 1 Session 2 Session 3 Session 4

Warning: Aquantranssexuals may be more disgruntled than they appear!

Takahashi Soup

Last updated: Whenever it was that my parents last tricked me into consuming alcohol

Crossover experiment #381. Takahashi Soup: Revised! Ranma and Ataru are twin brothers, cursed to a life of adventure, mystery, and a whole lot of pain. See Ataru as he searches the streets of Nerima for a girlfriend! See Ranma as he tries desperately to protect his cookies! See Akane as she wallows in utter and abject misery! And Ukyo STILL doesn't exist!

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Fourth wall? We don't need no stinking fourth wall!

Glitch

Last updated: When hell froze over that one time

The Lord of Chaos has been sent on a mission of utmost importance! ... Actually, he's died, and now has nothing better to do than depart to the Ranma 1/2 universe and mess up the storyline. Join our intrepid hero as he guides our other intrepid hero, blows things up, tears apart the fourth wall, cuts into the very fabric of the Ranmaverse, and learns the secrets of major scene transitions! Will chaos and plot holes run rampant? Or will the diverse cast of characters who have no business being there keep things under control? Who knows?

Chapter 1 Chapter 2

Proof that even great men, who have nothing to do with this story, but are mentioned anyway for the dramatization of this quote to make it seem more valid, are still idiots.

Director's Cut

Last updated: Just after the electroshock therapy

(Completed!) He was a man on a mission... a director, given his own studio, a cast of anime alternates, and an entirely expendable staff team. Black Dragon himself would lead them to victory, and successfully refilm the entire Ranma 1/2 series...... or maybe not.

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L33T Ranma

Last updated: 4 |0|\|6 71|\/|3 460!

Largo and Piro have just been kicked out of Tsubasa's apartment, and need a place to stay. Luckily, they just happen to wander into the right place in the right time. Largo sees the potential in Ranma, but can he make an L33T out of someone who doesn't know a mouse from a keyboard? More importantly, can Piro stop him? How will Largo get beer? Will Boo ever be able to communicate with his client? Will Ranma's new conscience be able to keep him out of trouble? The answers to all these questions lie here. Life is a game.

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In space, nobody can hear you scream... However, they can still see the pretty lights as you explode.

Supernova

DISCONTINUED

Ranma Saotome; ace pilot, crack shot, martial artist supreme, and leader of the most feared band of space pirates in the galaxy! Across hyperspace he goes, leaving a well-plundered trail of destruction behind him! But a new power in the galaxy is awakening, and Ranma may discover that some things are simply more important than money. Like his life!

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Extras

These are the little bits that I write when I'm bored and don't have the stability of mind to spend my energy on my main series. They are intended as busywork, and are not written with the attention of continuation/conclusion.

Ranma Saotome: Attorney at Law:

Case 1 Case 2 Case 3 Case 4 Case 5 Christmas Special!

Baldur's Gate 2 1/2: Shadows of Nerima

Rejects

Here are stories that I really have no intention of continuing at all, especially with so many other pieces to work on. Maybe later. MUCH later.

It's a Horrible Life


Chapter 1 Chapter 2

Chaos Gate


Chapter 1

Love is Hell


Chapter 1

Nexus


Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6