All Hail the Jungle Fresh!

Once Upon a Time there was the Jungle Fresh. It sat all on its own in the Drake Manor Inn on Dartmoor, Devon (UK - its in northern Europe). Then One day many years ago, it was taken from its home by certain people who shall remain nameless. They took it into their home, but in their ignorance forgot about its existence. Many years later it was rediscovered in a cupboard among the teatowels, completely unopened and uneaten. It is no mere salty snack. Only then was its importance understood and the Jungle Fresh was revered. We urge you to do the same.

NEVER eat the Jungle Fresh

We have pondered long over the meaning of the name Jungle Fresh. There have been many suggestions;

~It is an ancient curse from the lost city of Atlantis, that forces bearers of Jungle Fresh nuts to eat packets of Jungle Fresh continually until they burst, or in the case of THE Jungle Fresh, not to eat it, even if it be their last possible food source

~It comes from Arabic meaning 'to nut' or 'be nutted', hence referring to the nuts

but after much soul searching and deliberation, we have come to the conclusion that it means that the nuts, being the nutty contents, are in fact, as fresh (no more and no less) as a jungle

Smile for there is Jungle Fresh!