Good day, good day. Welcome back for another week in which I usurp Renzo's page and inject a little entertainment into your otherwise insipid lives. As I told you last week, I'm going to be taking over writing duties for a while. The way I see it, this is the perfect place to advertise my latest project. After years of developmental limbo, they're finally releasing the special edition of Planet Of The Napes, my 2001 smash-hit movie. It's coming out on DVD in a few weeks, but luckily for you, you can find it right here on Renzo's Rant. The DVD set comes with the original theatrical release with a commentary track by yours truly, as well as a special, never-before-seen alternate cut.
You can check out the whole thing, beginning with the original cut with my commentary here, or if you're feeling lazy you can just skip to the alternate cut.
