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So .. you wanna hear me rant and rave about different things?  Need a good laugh?  Well then you've come to the right place.


  + A note to my dear friend, Zoe + Why I hate Mirai Trunks + Shout Outs +
+ A day in the life of me + When I saw this, I nearly cried + Perty Lights +
+ My collection of desktops




        Dear friend, yes .. that's what she is .. yea.  Bah .. who am I kidding?  VEGETA SUCKS!  e.e;;  Okay .. Vegeta is almost always at fault!  Who let Cell become complete?  Who caused Gohan ta get a messed arm?  Oi .. and my obsession with Heero ish over .. so insulting Heero's spandex ain't gonna hurt me!  And the ultimate king of shitty ass spandex is still the one and only Vegeta!  And don't go insulting Gotenks's gi, 'cause by doing so, yer indirectly insulting Vegeta.  And people may ask what the big difference is between Vegeta and Gotenks.  I mean .. they both have huge egos the size of China ..  THE DIFFERENCE IS THIS : Gotenks is funny and Vegeta is not!  Who wants to see some balding freak of nature using some powerful attack with a crappy name to destroy stuff when you could watch some kawaii little kid make up weird names for his useless attacks?  What kind of name is "Big Bang Attack"?  Sounds like .. a heart attack.  And for God's sake what the hell kind of name is Vegeta?!  Yes, I realize that Gotenks is a messed up name too, but at least it doesn't resemble the word vegetable!  I honor Piccolo-san for refusing to wear Vegeta's shit.  For whatever reason!  You couldn't pay me to walk around my own home in one of those .. things!  And what were Vegeta and Bulma smoking when they named they're kids?  And ya know .. it's too bad that a full Saiya-jin's hair never changes from the day they're born .. otherwise I'd suggest a little Rogaine for our balding friend.  And in my opinion, VEGETA IS AN EVEN BIGGER AIRHEAD THAN MARRON!!  If he wasn't so caught up in himself he'd see it!  Okay .. I'll give him this much .. he is powerful .. But you can be a strong jackass!  Okay .. I think my work here is done.  Just kind of .. eheh .. had ta let that out, Zoe .. e.e;

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        I know what you're thinking.  How could any girl on the face of the Earth not like Trunks?  I've actually got a number of reasons .. and yes .. I am a female .. so don't question me!  Alright, reason number one : What's with the hair?  It's .. lavendar.  It makes him look like a fruit.  Reason number two : There's only one person more dumb than Vegeta, and that's none other then .. *dumdumdum* .. Trunks!  Just watch the Cell saga a few times over .. you'll see what I mean.  Reason number three : Trunks's personality!  Well .. umm .. what personality?  I mean .. really .. I don't see any signs of one!  Reason number four : Trunks's purple .. jacket .. thinger .. About all I can say about that is .. Uhh .. NO, TRUNKS!  XD!!  And that's about it .. my four reasons for hating Trunks.  What's the matter?  Don't agree?  Then send me some hate mail for alls the hell I care!

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        Just a few of the little phrases and inside jokes that I can remember offa the top of mah head .. If I forgot one, please tell me!  Anyways, lets begin!

Z o e // All I did was say hi! // You suck!  *evil laugh* // "K" double "O" "L" // I've got seventeen 69s! // Riiiiight // Hello, how are you? // Nani za fakku? // Another midi for the midi list! // I gotta RP.  u.u; // Practice safe Zechs, always wear a gundam.  XD // Time to edit my proffy .. again. // Fakku maro! // Pointy feet! // Bob, the gay lab monkey with huge, flea infested testicles, will save you with his special lab monkey powers! // It's Lady Tree Fucker!  XD!! // Sailor Duo .. // Cybering Heero!  XD! // PPS .. o.o // Shoed

S h a r e e f // Dende's da shyt! // Grape-o-gami will give you free grape soda // Mini riders!

J e n // Shinigami Almond Joy! // Mirai Purple?! // Fakku za kasai mizu! // Ano .. Nani te? // OMG!  There's a fucking staple in mah fucking finger! // *high pitched voice* Yea! // *more high pitched-ness*  Gohan! // I don't wanna calculate this garbage! // Piccolo-san, dai dai dai dai dai suki! // Guess the number!

A l e x // Skyers ..

N a t a l i a // Bush .. the Ambassador!  XD

J a z z y // Fag! // Other fag!

A l a n a // Perty Lights! // Perty Colors! // Perty Bright!

M a d d y // BONZAI! // Fish AIDS  XD!!

E v e r y o n e // :: Runs around like a maniac. :: I'm in love, I'm in love!

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        Well .. I'm prol'y the least normal person around .. so lets take a look into the world of .. me!  I usually wake up around nine when there's no school.  I get up, eat, and sit my ass down in front of the compie!  Either that or I'll head ta one of mah friends' house's.  But I usually sit on mah ass in front of za compie, drinking coke or chocolate milk.  Sometimes I turn mah chair ta watch TV, but that's not often.  So .. I have a really boring life .. e.x;;;

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        Okay, when I saw this, I nearly broke down crying.  It's sooo sweet and tragic!  e.x;;;;;  Yes .. I know, I'm a hopeless cause.  Awwww_.jpg

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        There comes a time in everyone's life where they get to urge to .. bother someone.  Well .. this is what happens when you spend three days telling yer friend the exact same thing .. The conversation

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        Here would be mah lil' collection of mah desktops.  Umm .. enjoy!
Current Desktop // Past Desktop 1 // Past Desktop 2 // Past Desktop 3

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