Ivy813ets: hiya
Palina27: kill the poor
Ivy813ets: eat the weak ones
Palina27: i love you
Delcat42: Hold on.
Delcat42: I'll make sense in a moment.
Palina27: .......what if my computer is trying to kill me?
MUNKY783: uh .. then you need to tell it no
Palina27: and one day my mom will find me dead at the computer and think i was just defective
Palina27: god! anything could be trying to kill me! this chair i'm sitting on!
Palina27: i think i'm going nuts
MUNKY783: i think your paranoid right now
Palina27: i think so too
MUNKY783: just try to calm down
Palina27: those beanie babies are staring at me like i'm delicious
Palina27: i'm...very delusional
Palina27: i swear every single thing in this room wants to rip my heart out of my chest
MUNKY783: uh....me to -actually- i have been seeing things outta the corner of my eye. and my hand looks funny
Palina27: AND WHY WOULDN'T THEY??? ALL I EVER DO IS USE THEM!
Palina27: no, caitlin. those are not jelly beans. those are prozac capsules.
Palina27: chewing up prozac capsules would not be tasty.
Palina27: hey, blitch.
The Sailor Chaos: blitch?
Palina27: blest shut yo mouth blefore i bleat your blig ass.
Pgeleven: well, eat an ass
Palina27: you
Pgeleven: i dont want to
Palina27: neither do i
Pgeleven: well fine, the ass will just sit here and get cold then
Palina27: aw, poor ass.
DeLIRiUM says:
Ooh, I get to type actual words soon!
DeLIRiUM says:
Four-letter ones!
Palina27: hey guess what! i'm a geek now!
Baybearie (my mom): How did that happen? You mean you know all about computers?
Palina27: no, i played dungeons and dragons
Baybearie: Oh. Well, that's more like a "nerd" isn't it?
Palina27: geek, nerd, whatever. same thing.
Baybearie: I just usually think of geeks as being computer geeks.
Palina27: people say computer nerd too though.
Baybearie: That's true. Okay. You're a dungeons and dragons, nerdy geek.
Palina27: yup.
makamukumiya: hehehehehe scraping a flat edge screwdriver against your scalp with earphones on sounds funny
ElChicoDelMuerto: i need a sandwich
ElChicoDelMuerto: and maybe a coke
ElChicoDelMuerto: or perhaps a line of coke
ElChicoDelMuerto: and a sandwich
BigOrangePerson: why are you retarded?
BigOrangePerson: you just sound tired to me
Palina27: no, i've been retarded all week
Palina27: i think it's a birth defect
Palina27: fuck, i'm jumping around from thought to thought. stop me.
BigOrangePerson: um, stop it
Palina27: wow, blackout.
Palina27: i didn't even stand up.
Palina27: and my skirt is inside out.
Palina27: i'll be right back.
BigOrangePerson: ok
Palina27: i can see the pixels in my kitchen floor, but only with my left eye.
BigOrangePerson: your kitchen floor has pixels?
ayahuascadreams: wow.
Palina27: why is everything projecting fuzziness at me?
ayahuascadreams: did you forget your corrective eyewear?
Palina27: no, no...it's not visually fuzzy, and it's not texturally fuzzy. but it has *fuzziness*
ayahuascadreams: weird. maybe you're dreaming.
Palina27: no, this isn't nearly as weird as dreaming.
Palina27: wow, i can make the jelly bean different colors by smashing it into the table.
Little UU Hippie: you take the bus since you're so damn found of it
Palina27: i'm not fond of it. i'm fond of you taking the bus.
Little UU Hippie: well i'm more fond of YOU taking the bus
Palina27: i'm not fond of that at all.
ayahuascadreams: monkey hit monkey repeatedly in head with wrench, steal alcohol, and drive away in monkey getaway car.
Palina27: muhuhuhahahahahaha those assholes are so retarded...I AM GOD!
TIS84: Awesome
Palina27: ow
TIS84: Ow?
TIS84: Did the assholes hurt you?
Palina27: no, i hit myself in the head
Bite my mental health, inferior beings! says:
I finally got your birthday present!
Bite my mental health, inferior beings! says:
And I'm doing a research paper on treatment of mental patients throughout history!
Bite my mental health, inferior beings! says:
And I started writing a story about a black-market ketchup trading ring gang war between the French Texans and the ninjas, but I had to stop 'cause I could only write two pages for the assignment.
Krog 006: but I thought you like tom waits, he always liked you
Palina27: you are a dork.
Krog 006: he never liked me, no one likes me
Palina27: oh stop
Krog 006: RAr
Krog 006: you are the crazy one
Palina27: oh, is that so?
Krog 006: You've never had an ounce of sanity in you unless it was in the form of a partially digested pill.
Palina27: you bastard
Little UU Hippie: some of these braids are nearly too small to get out!
Palina27: they are not, you whiner.
Little UU Hippie: they are too *waves*
Palina27: *waves back*
Little UU Hippie: *waves fiercely* go ride a bus whore
Palina27: shit, i didn't call my psychiatrist today.
Ruiner0987: fuck him
Ruiner0987: what does he know
Palina27: he gives me pills
Ruiner0987: oh nevermind
Ruiner0987: u should call that guy
Palina27: computer are fucking internet very sloppy.
iWantItViolent: ohhh. yes, internet opening legs like cheap ho.
i want downloadable suicide says: i am starving and eating a piece of bread. and the room around me keeps disappearing as if i just smoked a large amount of marijuana.
thepiratequeen says: im convinced that you suffer from malnutrition and im constantly plagued with the urge to feed you
kab0410: and i puked a bunch of holes in my arms
Palina27: how exactly does one do that?
kab0410: w/ a knife
Palina27: oh
Palina27: that was a humorous typo
Palina27: oh. damn you and your concon. i wish i could go
alwyn uu: i pray i can go this summer
alwyn uu: it's gonna be tough
Palina27: you pray? wow, that's a new one
alwyn uu: not really pray
alwyn uu: more like wish and sacrifice small children
Palina27: if that works, maybe i can go too
Krog 006: so do those of oval shape always say, disagreement, lies they speak, and prophesize about a falsehood of ovalness, when I the circle am perfect, perfect I say.
Palina27: fiend!
Delcat42: Can you have a British accent if you're telepathic?
Palina27: ah, indeed. so as not to interrupt the mighty thrusting.
Palina27: damn it
Palina27: i hate the shift key
Palina27: i want to kill it
Palina27: and eat its bloody remains
Delcat42: ARGH! ORANGE SPOOGE!
Delcat42: Does your acne have a habit of growing deep under the skin in places with a lot of pain receptors, too?
Delcat42: *spits*
Palina27: aye, satan's acne.
Delcat42: I didn't know zits were caused by demons in pores.
Delcat42: Pore demons.
Delcat42: Heeeeeeee.
Palina27: you learn something every day.
Palina27: *sudden hysterical laughter*
Delcat42: ?
Palina27: i wish you issues with tissues!!
Delcat42: May you have twice the number.
Palina27: i think i need sleep.
Me and My Holly having conwersashuns
Megan and I, talking.
A conversation about truth with someone whom i consider to be insane
Holly's boyfriend ranting about Dr. Suess
Richie doesn't like his campus
I got kicked out of a chat room for being Satan
me talking to myself
my mom using my screen name to talk to my best friend
conversation with an aol robot psychiatrist
you better be really fuckin bored if you actually read this
ayahuascadreams: and yet it somehow made sense in some level of my brain.
BigOrangePerson: makes sense to me too
Palina27: crazy people. it didn't make any sense to me.
