*11-03-01* AP

Am I the only one bothered by the way Justin is popping up everywhere? Not only is their latest single him with some harmony, he's going on "Friends," writing books, singing the national anthem, and who knows what else. There are four other people in the group. What happened to them?

So with all the NSync albums currently available, I was wondering which album is your favorite? I was gonna make a poll, but that's too much work so you can just E-Mail us Here.

*10-12-01* AP

Know what is great? Morpheus. It not only lets you share songs, but you can also find all kinds of videos on there. I of course went straight for those old NSync videos that seem to have disappeared. Since everyone wants to know what I think, I made This Page.

*09-23-01* AP

Howdy. I finished the Review of Celebrity.

*09-07-01* AP

And today's dumbest Passions Moment:

Luis: "Calling hotel security would take too long... lets chop down the door with an axe!"

*09-06-01* AP

So I got home from school sat around, and then dashed up to the TV room at five-to-seven and settled in for some VMA goodness. It took three and a half hours, but its over now. Some high points:

-Kevin's dress (I really have started worrying about that boy)

-Jamie Foxx introducing Jay-Z's performance and then Moby, Eve, and Gwen coming out to award best collaboration

-The big intro for U2 and then the curtain opening with nobody there, with a quick cut to commercial immediately following

-Okay, if we would like to pretend for a moment that Britney can sing with no vocal fluctuations while dancing, jumping around, and running all over the place, can we really get past the fact that she isn't even a good lip-syncher?

-And is she still a "virgin?" Because, just... no.

-What was with the crowd? I realize most of the jokes weren't even funny, but I started feeling bad when people would read off their jokes or videos would be nominated and the audience was silent

-Justin's sexetary (Was that really necesary?)

*09-06-01* AP

Keep it up homegirl, don't you quit, you know the way you scream is the ultimate.

Just thought you'd like to know.

*08-23-01* AP

Well, it sure has been awhile. I do have a few updates that I have been working on, but haven't really had time to finish. Then, I went to look at my mail this morning and someone delivered one right to my inbox. We got a new quasi-hatemail. Well, they swore so I think its a hatemail.

*08-03-01* AP

It's a wonderful feeling, feel the love in the room from the floor to the ceiling...

Is it Christmas in... August? No, I'm talking about the Back-To-School season. Terribly depressing, but also exciting. Okay, maybe just terribly depressing.

Sorry, I haven't finished the review of the concert yet, and I don't have any new chapters. I will have a new chapter done before... next week is over. I have thinking about a lot of new story ideas. If you need something to do, go see Moulin Rouge. It's good.

*07-26-01* AP

Howdy everyone! The concert was good. I have been writing a review and have it about half done now. I will try to finish it and get it posted.

*07-24-01* AP

Well, its the 24th. Not only does that mean that this is the day that NSync releases its long awaited album, but it also means that this is the day that Molly and myself close ourselves in a large building filled with teenies. This also means that on any given car trip in Pasadena you will see at least one car with the driver's vision obstructed by messages like "HONK 4 NSYNC" covering the back window. A local radio station broadcasting from the venue mentioned the accumulating crowd and several signs, including "Hoey For Joey" and "Justin, I'm Single." Yeah... he's not. So we had better leave pretty soon if we hope to make our way through the teenies to the venue in time, so I gotta go. We'll be responsible concert goers and get a review up for ya as soon as we feel like it.

*07-20-01* AP

Why'd they have to go and mess up hotmail? I liked it just the way it was. Now its all asthetically appealing and user friendly or something. Well, not that user friendly, because I can't find the "Folders" tab anymore. Now when you log into hotmail, it takes you to the main Microsoft Network page. No, I wanted to check my e-mail. Then you click on "Hotmail." You are taken to the hotmail page, but since it just did the account overview I assumed I had no new messages, but I saw it said there were, so then you have to click on "Inbox" to finally go and see the mail. I want the old layout back! When I log into my e-mail account, it surprisingly enough is to check my e-mail. Not to navigate through a buncha stuff and pretend-news that MSN thinks is important... although it did have this NSync quiz the other day. I didn't do very well.

In bigger news, we got an e-mail from the one and only JC Chasez's girlfriend! Now, I was a little sceptical at first, but how can you not believe someone who talks about him like this:

"JC is talented he so HOT i love him so much. I think hes cuite nice funny sweet hot sexy a great singer a sexy dancer and i have the biggest crush on him ever sence he was in the MMC. and iam his g/f reallly iam i love him so much. iam not ganna say my name. I love that guys"

Are you a believer now? If that wasn't enough proof, take a look at her e-mail address: JCchasezROCKS111@aol.com . Doesn't that e-mail address just say love? She must have been quite distrought when she found out jcchasezrocks was taken and had to settle for that. I guess all his other girlfriends took up numbers 0-110. Oh boy. I feel really sorry for people like this (Don't even get me started on that grammar... that's always a mistake).

*07-10-01* AP

Just thought I'd give you a little rant to release some anger...

You know who bugs me? Willa Ford. First off, she should have just left her name as Amanda Williford since Willa Ford sounds like some 90 year old woman. Secondly, its her whole "I Wanna Be Bad" thing. That's just it. She wants to be bad, and is really trying too hard. Like on her live performance for MTV, she had a Playboy shirt on. If she just had a Playboy shirt and decided to wear it that day, that would be different. But all her dancers were wearing the same thing, which leads me to believe that it is some planned out thing to add to her image of "Bad." The video also really bothers me. Little miss bad girl is running around town being bad but no one will stop her cause she is just so irresistable to all the guys. Another unappreciated part of the video is having to stare at her butt getting squeezed out of her hotpants-gone-horribly-wrong. That's not sexy, that's disgusting. So Willa, if you're bad, be bad, but otherwise, quit trying so hard.

*07-10-01* AP

Well how do you like that. You come here looking for information and I go and completely lead you astray.

So it turns out that the site I found when I went off to satisfy my curiosity about Dream Street was really old and outdated. Their album was originally scheduled to come out in October of 2000, but got pushed back to today! It was quite the coincidence. I went off to search their main site and it said that their album was available in stores today. Whoever designed their site decided to follow in NSYNC.com's misguided and drunkenly stumbling footsteps and make it a completely flash operated site. I don't think I've ever gone into how bad NSYNC's site is, so I will go off on a little tangent just for now. NSYNC.com is a completely Flash operated site, which means it is a big interactive graphic. This means that whenever you click a link, you are not going to another page as you do on normal websites, the picture just changes to show something else, so the back, forward, refresh, stop, etc. buttons won't do much in the way of navigating the site unless you are trying to leave, which you might be pursuaded to do rather quickly. This also means that the pages take a very long time to load and are not browsable the way normal pages are. You can't select any text since it is just a big picture, and you can't use the mouse the way you normally can (as in scrolling, selecting, copying pictures, etc.). So if you are ever posessed to make an all-Flash site, just keep in mind that first you have to learn to program Flash, then it makes the site a HUGE pain to browse and use, and it also makes everthing take lots and lots of time to load. So just resist the urge long enough to get some professional help.

Speaking of professional help, the Backstreet Boys have postponed the rest of the Black And Blue tour in order for AJ to be treated for depression and severe alcohol abuse. Those of you who watched TRL yesterday saw their live announcement. He is in rehab for 30 days and they're going to see if he needs more time after that. When asked if there could be a Backstreet Boys without AJ should he need more time, they responded that his health comes first and they are just holding everything off until he is better. We're all proud of the boys for looking out for each other and doing the right thing.

*07-06-01* AP

Today is wealthy in updates. Well, there has yet to be an actual update, but there are lots of things I think the world needs to know.

So I was watching TV and I see the latest spawn of the pop music industry. They call themselves "Dream Street." They are a five member boyband and not one of them looks old enough to get into a PG-13 movie. I saw their commercial promoting their first single, "It Happens Every Time." I was thinking that they won't be too popular if they are promoting their music by TV commercials, but when I thought about it, the first time I ever saw Britney was on a commercial for "...Baby One More Time." The sad thing is, their song was kind of catchy... but I will refuse to be sucked in. Or at least admit it.

I was suspicious from the moment I saw them and immediately went to check websites to see if their manager was the same guy who squeezed out NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys for all they were worth, but there is only a limited amount of web surfing of pages with pre-pubescent sex idols plastered all over them I will do with my mom on the computer right next me.

Okay... as the search continues (and my mom leaves) I figure out that they were created by two producers who wanted a young group instead of the aging boybands that are popular today. They hope to be popular enough to play sold-out venues, but for now you can see them for free at malls.

I was almost right. One of the producers was named Lou, but it wasn't the same one. The guys are Chris Trousdale (15), Greg Raposo (15), Jesse McCartney (13), Frankie Galasso (15), and Matt Ballinger (15). Chris and Matt worked on broadway before making it big, Frankie was on an "As The World Turns," and Jesse plays Adam Chandler Jr. on "All My Children." Greg has been doing commercials since he was 6. I can just see the commercials for the behind the music that will air in 10 years: "Dream Street: Behind The Dream." They'll talk about how their parents pushed them into all this and it led them to have screwed up lives of lost childhood and promiscuous nights in the hot tub with 12 year old girls. Sigh.

Their CD comes out at the end of October, so until then I guess we'll probably be hearing more about them. I wonder if they're going to join NSYNC and tour in time for is to see them? I guess we can only hope.

*07-06-01* AP

Yipes. Here I am minding my own business, checking my e-mail, when I get this random person on my ICQ who wants to get all freaky deaky. And he was a guy, who was younger than I am. I guess I could have made the NSYNC boys proud, but I passed up my opportunity...

*07-06-01* AP

So let me get this straight: Players are gonna play, haters are gonna hate, ballers are gonna ball, and shot callers are gonna call, which is all pretty self explainatory. But if it has nothing to do with me and you, why are you saying it?

-----This has been a profound nugget of joy from AP-----

*07-02-01* AP

I thought I would share an interesting website I came across that features NSYNC as cows. Just thought you might be interested. It is on the Cow Dance Website, which has lots of stuff like that and is home to the Moulin Rouge Cows.

So go and see them, because only NSYNC stays crunchy N'mylk.

*06-25-01* AP

I decided to make a page to host our hate mail. Right no there is only one, but you can find it in Green Concourse, on the new Hate Mail Page.

*06-25-01* AP

Hello everyone! So I was driving down the highway on my way home from vacation tonight (this morning? I don't know, its all a big blur) thinking "If I have to listen to Peebo sing 'A Whole New World' one more time..." when it occurred to me that I have this website thing that I haven't updated in a looooong time. So I decided that as soon as I got home, I would. So here I am.

Since the next chapter of my story isn't finished yet, I'll give my Pre-listening Review Of Celebrity. I guess I'll probably add the post-listening review after I listen to it.

*06-14-01* Molly

At a message board some girl actually wrote that she just knew Nick dumped Jessica (not that they broke up, that Nick dumped Jessica) because of her recent image change. All the skipmy clothes just drove him away, you see. Nick doesn't like girls like that. All together now, AH, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha. Some people....

*06-07-01* Molly

You know, some people would think being on The Rosie O'Donnell show ten or twelve times would be plenty. Not NSYNC. But then again, it took them ten or twelve times to show up dressed like normal people. (JC, we're all so proud of you! Someone must have stolen his bag...)

*06-06-01*Molly

We all knew it had to end sometime. This should give all you Justin fans out there some hope.

*06-05-01* AP

"Former child film star Macaulay Culkin ('Home Alone'), now 20, has returned to acting after a six-year hiatus in a play set in 1960s Paris about a 15-year-old boy's willing seduction by a woman teacher twice his age."

Am I the only one bothered by this? (And its a woman teacher)

"Culkin will be in 'Madame Melville' through Aug 24, his 21st birthday, and then may make a film adaptation of a book titled 'Disco Blood Bath,' playing a homicidal denizen of a disco club."

Boy this guy really knows how to pick his movies.

*06-05-01* AP

"I don't think you're ready for this jelly."

I thought I'd start off the first update of the summer with an inspiration quote from the survivin' trio Destiny's Child. I have never heard of anyone talk about body jelly. Did they make that up? (They say "Jelly" 23 times in that song. Just thought you'd like to know.)

FYI, the word of the day if "Mayhap." According to Molly. Although she has been known to make mistakes... from time to time...

No one caught that, did they? Oh well. The real reason I updated is because I finally wrote a new chapter for Tearin' Up My Heart. Chapter Six is hot off the press and waiting to be read. So do!

*05-20-01* AP

After leaving it alone for so long, I made an update to the Black Concourse, specifically the Danny News section. I made the main page more exciting and added more pictures inside.

*05-19-01* AP

I am feeling happy. It is nice and darkish outside and the sky is a dark blue and very rain cloudy. Its nice.

Now, since I know that no one else shares my strange emphatuation with bad weather, I will get to the point of this post. It is about NSYNC's new single, Pop. The first time I heard it was on TRL, and it wasn't nearly as good as the radio version. I didn't really like it on TRL. The verses bother me a little, though, like how annoyed they are at how people try to classify their music. Sorry if it bruises your egos, guys, but if they didn't it would make it a lot harder to find your CD at Sam Goody. Actually, it probably wouldn't since there'll be the huge cardboard cutout of them with thousands of CD's piled in front of them making it a lot harder to get through the store's entrance, but still, it does not change the fact that they sing pop music. I have no idea what exactly dirty pop is, but its name would suggest that it is pop music that is dirty. I don't know if there is such a thing as clean pop, but I definitely don't know what it is about NSYNC's genre that makes it dirty (other than Giddy Up or Digital Get-Down, but they didn't even release them and that's only two songs).

The song, as I said, is pretty good once listened to several times. I do not like the part after the second verse I think it is when Justin goes "Man, I'm tired of singing," and then we get this funky dance music part. WHat is the point of having Justin being tired of singing? That's all he does! The music part that follows is not played by him, its just like he gets tired of singing, and yes I know that's exactly what he said, but why would he do that?! I'm sorry... it just really bugs me.... oh well, that's enough ranting for now. The song is good, though, so its worth listening to. (Like you wouldn't if you hadn't read it here)

*05-15-01* AP

Hello again. I actually finished a story! It was a short story, but Soda Pop is all done. It is only like two pages, so go read it and tell me if you like it.

*05-15-01* Molly

Nice try, AP, but no. The Discourse Take 2.

*05-14-01* Molly

YYYYYAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!

My computer works again! Just when I had accepted that I would be computerless for the rest of my days (going to the library for internet access is NOT fun), my brother fixed it. He's wicked smart, that one. I had several ideas for updates before my computer decided to go on vacation, but now they all seem so, I don't know, dated. So I'll just mention a few:

First, Happy Birthday!

Sorry we missed it (I know you were crushed), but hey, the computer didn't work and we're busy people. Maybe we'll catch it next year. (Ha, ha. We even got Justin's birthday right. Be offended. Be very offended.)

Secondly, disturbing as it sounds, some of you people out there have asked what our favorite movies and books and television shows and things like that are. We were actually rather frightened. But instead of calling the phsyciatric ward of the hospital to see if they had any rooms free and calling the police to get a restraining order (and not necessarily in that order) we decided instead to start posting top five lists. Our top five favorite things in any given category. Got a category? Email it to us. Look for the first list in a few days. Or never. You know how regularly we update....

Lastly, our most recent brilliant idea. You email us a place, a thing, and an event, (or some things along those lines....) and we'll turn it into a story. You can even send us the name and a brief description of a character to include. You can have AP, me, or both of us write it. It's all up to you. Why? Because this way we don't have to come up with ideas for updates. It's all about us, really. So c'mon. It'll be fun!

*05-14-01* AP

After a striking bout of inspiration, I decided to write another short story. In the AP tradition (of one story), it is called Soda Pop. No, I was not listening to that song but it came to mind just now.

*05-09-01* AP

Its been a long time since the last update. I am just writing about an addition to the Orange Concourse, a site called Its Not Wrong. I learned about it from the author of the site with whom I exchanged a few e-mails after she e-mailed us our Survey.

*04-28-01* AP

I felt that I hadn't updated in a long time and since we all know my next chapter isn't going to be up on Monday like it should be according to schedule (even though I said it was going to be last week), so I made a new page in Green Concourse, AP's Discourse On The Correlation Between Behavior Patterns Of The Individuals Composing A Boyband (in layman's terms, who goes with who when you compare NSYNC to the Backstreet Boys). Its really not as boring as it sounds.

*04-21-01* AP

I converted all the sound clips in the The Ones They Should Have Thrown Back section to wavs so they are downloadable, but larger so will take a few minutes. Go check it out!

*04-19-01* Molly

Wedding bells, huh? That's almost as bad as Brit settling for JRT. Oh, well, if it's what she reeeeaaaly wants, congratulations, Sarah. I hope you know what you're doing. (And I'm ready in advance to severely dislike you both for ruining Scooby Doo.)

POPSTARS + COMMERCIALS = BAD IDEA

All I have to say about Brit's Pepsi commercial is that I hope Britney got paid a crap load of money (and I'm sure she did.) And what, just what, is Bob Dole doing lusting after Britney Spears in that commercial?
She could have at least done Coke... (A side note from AP: Pepsi was originally a little angry with Britney because in the part of her contract in which she says what she wants to be in her dressing room before her shows she said she wanted Coke.)

"Jay Leno joked about the cola war between Britney and Christina saying, 'In advertising news, Christina [Jay mistakenly called her 'Christine'] Aguilera has been signed to endorse Coca-Cola. She's doing Coke. You know Britney Spears, of course, does Pepsi. Actually, originally, Coke wanted to hire Britney, but then they would have to drop the slogan -- 'It's the real thing.''"
Ouch!

98 Degrees and Herbal Essences. Here I was sort of thinking of them as just slightly above being a boyband, but no. They have no pride either. What a pity.

I was hoping Burger King and McDonalds would be the end of it.

And here's the "Oh, Lord, why?" for the day.

*04-18-01* AP

Hi again. No real update, I just took down the Easter decorations. Just thought I'd let you all know so you could mourn the loss of the magic floating Easter eggs.

*04-17-01* AP

Hello all. I don't have a real update, but I just watched "TRL @ Your House" and have a few things to say.

(I apologize to Ami and all other flostamahstas in advance, but I like music theory so there!)

Now, no offense to the O-Town fans, but I have now heard 3 O-Town songs: Liquid Dreams, All Or Nothing, and Performance Girl or something, and I can say that I have no temptation to become an O-Town fan (although if you asked me, I'm not an NSYNC fan, either). I suppose it was live and everything, but they just didn't seem all that talented and didn't have good harmonies. Now for a brief summary of WHY.

Liquid Dreams - Interesting beat and tune, and if it were about something completely different I might like it. Very similar to Digital Get-Down. Nobody wants to hear about that. And the music video. Eeew. There's all this water and fluid forms and splashing and stuff, and then you remember what the song's about and what all that wet stuff is supposed to be. Nuh-uh.

All Or Nothing - This song just seems weird. The guys got way into singing something that doesn't mean anything. Have you listened to the lyrics? And I just really don't like that line about the "Simple telephone call." I don't know what it is, it just seems like a stupid line and, given that, I think I could have written a better song.

Performance Girl(or something) - This is just a bad song. It seemed like a quiet musical line and a lot of unharmonized singing of a really bad song.

And these are the pick of the litter. And I hafta say that Dan really bothers me and I don't like the way he sings. Okay. Done ranting. Now for something actually web-site related. NSYNC was live via satelite the whole time and answered questions from the crowd. First off, let me tell you that lance's hair was very dark with blue on top for his movie (?) which I don't recall hearing was a re-enactment of their earlier years. And JC's hair. Think long and scraggely and weird. Justin, Chris, and Joey looked reletively normal. Now for the news. Apparently their first single is called "Pop" and is being released in May. And JC has trouble remembering what it's called. And understanding questions, because when he said all this the girl was asking them what CD's they were currently listening to. JC had been quiet the whole time and I guess he wanted to get in on the action and decided to say something (He should really think harder before he goes and does things like that.). This is from their album "Celebrity," after the title track (duh) which they all wrote. Bad things happen when they do that. After narrowly avoiding getting into the reasons for the titling of "No Strings Attached," Justin explained that the title was an irony of something, but he explained it really poorly and I don't think he knows what irony is because he said that "No Strings Attached" was ironic, too. He said something about pop culture and how popular people become and said it was ironic or something. (Sorry, it's all a big blur--sparkling apple cider, you know.) Also, Justin's apparently rumored to be producing a solo album that the guys didn't know about. That's about all. I really need to go to bed now. A millipede ran across the table a while ago and after I had jumped back and was scared to go near the table and was feeling very effeminate I continued writing this and just knocked over a stack of CD's and magazines after seeing my shadow on it. It's 3:15 in the morning, okay? And that sparkling apple cider....

*04-15-01* AP

Happy Easter! I suppose that in honor of the holiday I should make an update of some sort (other than that of the snazzy home page)... oh yeah! Chapter Five of Tearin' Up My Heart is finally up! I know I said it would be two weeks ago or something, but I had lots of tests and essays that week so I was very short for time, and Molly just came home last Monday so I figured it would be better to write it with her here, but I was busy all last week too and haven't really had any time until now(Yes, at 4:30 in the morning on Easter Sunday. I'm weird like that.). But since I will be off school this next week and will have nothing to do since a significant amount of my friends went off to Rome without me, I will most likely be sitting in front of my computer for the majority of spring break pouring out my ideas in vain for those of you that never write feedback!!!! Okay... done now. Just remember to write! I am loooooonely!

*04-11-01* Molly

So AP's the only one that's updated since, uh, when did I last update? Well, it hasn't been that long, so hold your horses. I had a Britney update ready (since Britney won the 'who would you like to see on our page?' thing), but now it'll have to wait until my computer is fixed. So who knows when that'll be.
Okay, part of that wasn't true. Britney didn't get the most replies for the 'who would you like to see on our page?' question. Our thoughts on Britney and Justin as a couple won. But there's already plenty of Justin here, so we prononced Brit the winner. AP did his update, some day I'll do mine. In the mean time, as reqeusted, Justin and Britney.

*04-04-01* AP

Chapter 5 of Tearin Up My Heart is in production. I hoped to have it up by Monday, but due to an essay I was assigned in which I have to explain the inner workings of socialist philosophers' minds and then a nasty tiff with Microsoft Works(Evil! Use Word!) in which it crashed as I was trying to save my half finished essay (resulting in my having to stay up until 3:15 and wake up at 6 to finish it) the creative processes were put aside for a time. (Word, by the way, saves backup copies) So this time its not (entirely) my fault that I haven't been able to get the chapter up, but maybe it will be done later tonight and if not, definitely by tomorrow.

*03-26-01* AP

I have been working on a new picture section that I got up today. The Brit Pics are up. Why, you might ask, did we add a picture section for Britney Spears? Well, I just felt like it.

Also I put up The Love Test for those of you who are wondering where you stand in the romance world.

*03-20-01* Molly

Hmmm... So I guess if you're here you're looking for an update. There isn't one. This is actually to ask what you guys want to see- more pictures, other artists, random junk.... What? If you suggest something and we use it, we'll, uh, we'll... Say thank you. Twice. So get those ideas rolling!

So the Backstreet Boys were on Jay Leno....

Okay, technically this picture is from when they were on Jay Leno a few years ago, but I found it right away and didn't feel like continuing my search.

I have a few questions:

How can anyone not like Brian? He skipped out on that photo shoot, and can do a Donald Duck impersonation. What more could a girl want?

Why is Kevin allowed to talk? I was actually kind of liking him after he was on, well, almost on Millionaire, but he blew it. It's no more degrading to women than some of those hip-hop videos? What on earth does one have to do with the other? And being degrading to women was not the point. Just stop, Kev.

Nick Carter's talent is burping on command? Oh, swoon. Talk about rare and hard to come by talents.

AJ's the real talented one. Okay, actually, the woman in that story has problems, and not just a little. And not to be picky (hee-hee), but isn't that story rather old?

And Howie. Poor Howie apparently doesn't have any hidden talents that can rival burping or turning your eyelids inside out. That's just sad.

And one final question:

Am I supposed to find this attractive?
In the words of Cher, "I don't think so."

*03-18-01* AP

Wow. It has been a long time since we updated. Anyways, I got up Chapter Four of Tearin' Up My Heart. I know I said it would be a longer chapter since last chapter was short, but it's late, I'm tired, and I have to get up for school tomorrow, so once again, laziness prevails. Maybe next week. Go! Read!

*03-05-01* AP

Chapter 3 of Tearin' Up My Heart is up! It's pretty short, though, so the next one will be longer and should arrive by next Monday.

Hi, AP. I like your story, but based on your previous lack of updates, I'd say there's no freaking way you'll have another chapter by Monday. Prove me wrong. Bye!

*03-04-01* Molly

Nsync and The Simpsons. Funny. In a big way.

I just saw Bring It On and noticed how much Jesse Bradford looks like Nicholas Brendon.

You see it, right?

*02-22-01* Molly

Grammy stuff is up. Just think, AP, if you had come just a few days sooner, we could have gone stalking!
Bye!

*02-14-01*

Happy Valentine's Day!

But that's not why I'm here. I knew it was out there and finally found it. Okay, actually I sorta forgot about it and happened to stumble over it while looking for pictures of Carters. The sad part is (sadder than looking for pics of Carters? It's certainly arguable.) that I found TWO. Yup, you heard me. There are a total of four now that we've got, and who knows how many more are out there. What am I talking about, you ask? The laying-on-the-ground-heads-in-a-circle-picture-taken-from-above-we're-a-bunch-of-idiots pose. It's featured in the Popular Poses section. Ah, what the hey. I'll just stick 'em right here.

Sad, no?

*02-13-01*

A Happy Place Films? Was I the only one who saw Lance's little guest spot on 7th Heaven? This can only end in tears.

If you have no clue what she's talking about, join the club. If you'd like to have a clue what she's talking about, you can look at the Entertainment Weekly website, or (HTWB preferred method) or check out Doug and the Slugs' take on the situation.

*02-12-01*

Whoo-hoo!!! As of today Holy Train Wreck, Batman!!! has gone ^PLATINUM/₁₀₀₀!!!! Thanks to everyone who looked at our site and even more to those who came back (and even more to those that told other people to look at it)! Keep the hits coming! We can beat out NSYNC's record sales!(We're also ^DIAMOND/_10,000 and ^GOLD/₅₀ for those keeping count.)

*02-12-01*

Yup, a real update. Can you believe it???
We added a ton of new pictures to Misty's section, and added a new link to Heaven On Earth, a fanfiction site.
Oh, and if the banner across our page says "O-TOWN - free video and download" we apologize. No one should have to see that.
So, AP, when's chapter three coming? (Hint, HINT.) Don't make me flood your inbox.
I was looking through some of our junk, and remembered how much I like this picture, so here it is, direct from the yellow concourse.

*02-08-01*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AP!!!

I hope you have a great birthday and that you like your present. (I sure like it!) And let me know if you can figure out which of your presents I talked mom and dad into getting you. Bye!

*02-03-01*

Well, I finally sat down and finished the second installment of my Fanfic. So it's there. Go read it. Then E-Mail me.

Go! Read!

*01-31-01*

Happy Birthday, Justin. It's nice to know from your Super Bowl ad campaign that you won't be drinking tonight.

Wanna see some pictures I found while looking for pics of the birthday boy?

I also added a section in The Green Concourse that has all the random junk we post on this here update page.

*01-28-01*

So yeah. It's his birthday. And it's his birthday, too. Who cares? Not us. Know why? It's our big brother's birthday! (Well, one of our big brothers' birthdays.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIG BRO!!!

Here's another fun picture of Nick.

*01-23-01*

I should know better. I should know better. But I don't. I'll never learn. I was waiting around to pick someone up at the airport, and there was nothing on TV, so I checked MTV. I was right in time to see O-Town hosting TRL and picking their number one fan. Someone tatooted the O-Town logo on their body. On purpose. And is proud of it. Suddenly I don't feel like such a loser for liking Nsync. I can't believe they hand picked those O-Town freaks. ::shudder::
I also happened to flip by GAC and caught the end of Meredith Edwards' video. I was disappointed I didn't get to see more of it, but whatcha gonna do? I was hoping to see enough to tell if she really looks as much like Lance as she does in all those CMA pictures, but I couldn't tell.

Uncanny resemblence, no?

*01-22-01*

Good news- I didn't have a freak accident and die while getting my teeth pulled. I still hated the whole experience. And I don't like being sedated, although it beats being awake for that.
Anyway, I have a point. There are two new picture sections up, Joey: Part 2, and A Section Just For Beckie.
I have a question for everyone: What is wrong with a country that votes Liquid Dreams by O-Town to number 6 on TRL? And why do I tend to channel surf by when they're playing things like Liquid Dreams? And why can't TRL play more of the actual videos? That show doesn't have to be as dumb as it is. And how are we supposed to have any clue what videos to vote for when MTV never actually plays music videos?

*01-22-01*

Okay, it's the middle of the night, and I can't sleep. I'm a tad worried about having four of my teeth violently ripped from my skull tomorrow. So I'm a wimp. Shut up. I already had six freaking teeth pulled when I was 10 just so they could put braces on me. Heaven forbid we wait until they fall out by themselves. Evil dentist must have had a car payment due.... Anyway, so I added some pics of the boys from when they were on Larry King Live and posted a review of sorts on the American Music Awards.

And while I'm up, here are some thoughts.
The Disney Channel should replay the new Mickey Mouse Club episodes. I would so watch those. Heck, I watched them the first time around. C'mon, tons of people would tune in to see little JC and little Justin and little Christina and little Britney and whoever else was on that. (Some Innosense chick? I dunno.) Anyway, that would be funny. It's certainly better than Zorro and the old Mickey Mouse Club and all the other crap they play after 11pm.
Nickelodeon should bring back Nick Rocks. Anyone remember that show? It was all music videos. And just think of all the high quality videos that would be on it now.....
Speaking of music videos, I love those fifteen minute spots between shows on then Disney Channel when they stop promoting their own shows and movies long enough to play music videos. Where else are you going to find a countdown with Aaron Carter, Hoku, that Annie chick from one of their shows, and some pathetic British boy band that's the current Disney Channel 'project'? (If even one person thought BBMak, shut up. They're cool.) It makes me feel better about liking Nsync, that's for sure. Oh, and I also love the 'Disney Edit Versions' of, like, Mambo No. 5 (which I hate) and pretty much anything by Christina Aguilera (who I'm also not a big fan of.)
Sorry, got off track. What happened to good old Nickelodeon shows like You Can't Do That On Television and Double Dare? Now they have All That and Double Dare 2000. I hate Nickelodeon. They used to be so cool. Remember Fifteen?
Next point: Some newspaper genius replaced the KidsNews page (it was right before the comics in a lot of papers- it wasn't local or anything) with some educational crap. I loved 'Dear Wendy'. Twelve year olds would write in with their problems with their love lives and other woes. I used to laugh so hard at the poor kids. I remember reading about some thirteen year old who was in love with her fifteen year old stepbrother, and thought he felt the same but wasn't sure if pursuing a relationship was a good idea. You can't buy that kind of funny. (Not to mention I love anyone who has more problems than I do, and they're hard to find. But this girl definitely does.)
I just heard that Ricky Martin and Christina Aguilera duet on the radio. That song bites, and not just a little. Of course, I don't like either of them, so I didn't expect to like the song, but still. It was bad. And now I have this strange desire to see the video. Uughh.

Think I've babbled enough for one night? Me, too. I'll go attempt to sleep. Stupid dentists ruin my life even when I'm not physically there. I think maybe they're the spawn of Satan. Satan has lots of spawns running around, and I think I've met them all. On that happy note, goodnight!

*01-21-01*

We added a picture to Misty's Picks. It's of Lance, you know, the "very religious" Lance....

*01-20-01*

I'm almost finished with another picture section featuring Joey, but after that, hopefully no more from me for at least a week and a half. I have tons to do, and I'm going to try my best to stay away from this computer. I'm sure I'll fail, but staying away's the goal. You'll have to rely on AP for updates. I heard a rumor that he might actually post the second chapter of that story he's writing, but don't hold your breath. This is AP we're talking about.
Hi! AP here. I have uploaded a new sound but haven't decided where to put it, so it will just be here. We realize that Angelfire has issues with our links to our sound files and thinking they are links to offsite files, but if you are really desperate to see the files you can move the cursor over the link, see what the link is in the status bar at the bottom of the screen, and type it in for the address in the browser. Hit Enter, and then it will be just like clicking to download a file.

*01-19-01*

We added a new picture section. It's called Misty's Picks, because, well, we got the picture from Misty. (And yes, it's supposed to say p-i-c-k-s. I didn't miss spell pics. She picked it out.) Anyway, she'll make you laugh, so go take a look.

*01-16-01*

Well, look at that. We both updated today. Poor you.

I was innocently paging through some random magazine today (How do these people get my address?) and I come face-to-face with this. I've decided I want to be a photographer. They must laugh their butts off at every one of these photo shoots.

*01-16-01*

I uploaded a new file to The Green Concourse.
We're not sure what the heck it is, but we thought it was funny. Don't ask us any questions about its authenticity or where it came from, because we don't know. Note: this doesn't work right now. Blame Angelfire.

*01-15-01*

Angelfire is evil. I'm not kidding, I really am going to kill them all. If I could just figure out who they all were. . . Okay, too much effort. They can live. . . .For now! ::evil cackle::
Now that I've appropriately scared you all, we have a new link. It's to Obscure Reality. All we've really read is the disclaimer (not much more is there right now) but it alone made us laugh, and seeing as how it's being run by an ex-Not Yer Momma's Crew member, we have faith.

*01-13-01*

We were too lazy to write up an actual review of the boys on Larry King, so a transcript of NSYNC on Larry King is posted in The Silver Concourse, complete with our insights inserted every few lines. I know you wanna read it now.

Hmmm. . .Not an actual update, just my ramblings. You've been warned.
So I just happen to turn on MTV today during TRL, which I don't usually watch, and what comes on but I Want You Back? I'd never seen it before. (And an additional bonus was that I got to see BBMak hosting some best of Making The Video thing afterwards. I'm getting dangerously close to buying their CD. It's gonna happen one of these days, I can feel it.) And then they mentioned that during their special prime-time edition of TRL they'd be showing the 'world premire' of BSB's new video, being the loser that I am, I taped it. What can I say? I like BSB. And I thought the The Call gave us an, er, intersting insight into the true Howie. (Can you say disturbing???) But anyway, so I'm fast forwarding through my tape, and I notice the video for Tearin' Up My Heart, which I'd also never seen. This was just my day for seeing new Nsync videos. And now that I've seen them, what do I have to say? Well, AH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ::stopping to breathe:: Where was I? Oh, yeah, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! How they've grown! And wow, Chris certainly has changed (although lately he's turning back into his former self, it seems. Blame it on the breakup. That's the only way it's at all forgivable.)
Chris sidenote: way back before we knew who Nsync was (we refer to that time as 'the good 'ol days'), AP and one of our sisters happened to catch the I Drive Myself Crazy video, and when they saw Chris in all his braided glory. They had seen the group a few times but didn't really know who anyone was or have any interest in them, but AP was all "what's up with that old ugly guy?" and our sister was like "I think he's a joke." No kidding, they thought Chris was supposed to be a joke. I dunno, I found the story amusing. Anyway, end sidenote.
But still, the videos gave us a good laugh. And don't even get me started on the Justin camera time to Lance camera time ratio. Bye!

*01-12*-01*

Well, we finally brought ourselves to take down the link to Not Yer Momma's Nsync, but only because we had something to replace it with. The White Room has all the stories from the Npync site (all really good) and some of the humor stuff (all really funny.) So go check it out.
We made an addition to The Green Concourse entitled The Ones They Should Have Thrown Back . Note: This page is not fully functional right now. We're working on it, but Angelfire isn't cooperating. Since this could apply to any number of things relating to Nsync, you'll have to go look at it to see about what we're talking. Oh, and I'm not sure how the links on that page are working, so if you wanna let me know. . . Bye!

*01-09-01*

We added a concourse, The Flesh-Colored Concourse. I was running out of colors, so. . .Anyway, go check it out! Due to the fact that Angelfire is EVIL, the Flesh-Colored Concourse is not up right now.

*01-08-01*

I posted some thoughts on The People's Choice Awards. I should have written them before I watched the AMAs, though. Now I'm kinda in AMA mode and couldn't recapture those first impressions, but oh, well. They're there.

*01-08-01*

We got a makeover! A makeover that I liked way more when it was just an idea than I do now that I spent way too much time actually changing everything. Have I mentioned that I think Angelfire is evil? I do.
Everything is still here somewhere I think. . .Let us know if you notice any problems/bad links/missing stuff or if you somehow get to the bad homepage. (You'll know it when you see it.)
There are a few new things: Chapter One of AP's fanfic is up, we posted some Danny News, and there are some new pictures in Danny's Photo Gallery. (He's SO regretting this whole thing about now. HA! It's too late Danny!)
I feel like I'm forgetting something. . . .Oh, well. Go explore. And please let us know if you like the new layout! Bye!

*01-06-01*

We're sad. Not Yer Momma's Nsync is no more. That was the first Nsync site we ever saw. (sniff) Seriously, if you never saw that site, you missed out. They don't make 'em like that anymore. I suppose we should take the link down. . . . Maybe tomorrow.
On a happier note, I'm going to hunt down and kill anyone and everyone who is in any way responsible for running angelfire.com. The stupid thing won't let me upload anything, which is, you know, somewhat inconvinient when one's in the middle of changing the entire layout of a site. I knew we shoulda used envy.
All in all, it's been a pretty good day.

*01-01-01*

Happy New Year!
Doesn't 01-01-01 look nice? Yes, AP it does. Thanks for your two cents, by the way. No problem. Did you see in Dear Abby when someone wrote in saying how the date wouldn't be 01-01-01 again for a thousand years? A thousand?? Some people are not smart. Abby didn't notice? No! She's gonna get sooooo many letters about that one.
Anyway, gotta go. We have some happy thoughts for the new year we might post later, but we don't have time now. Bye!

*12-27-00*

Hi! Hope you all had a nice Christmas!
Well, AP's present for me, um, suprised me, to say the least. Want to see what he got me?

*12-25-00*

Merry Christmas, everybody!

*12-23-00*

Well, I should be cleaning my room since my sister will be staying with me over Christmas (my parents' couch just isn't good enough for her. . .) so of course I'm updating this instead. New picture section! I've got another Joey one in the works. . .Just gotta figure out how to tie it together. I also stuck another picture in The Female Files and one in Death By Airbrush . Funny how I didn't even WANT to have pictures on here, and now it's all I update. There's just so much to work with. . .Bye!

*12-22-00*

We added some polls on the Lance Part II: The Female Files and the Regis Quiz pages, even though we'll look like total losers when only two people vote. So go vote. And if you haven't taken the Regis Quiz yet, go do that,