99 Concert Tour


99 Concert Tour
*Screams* Oh my God, it's Nick~! I hope he catches my bra this time...



I went to the Philly concert on the 29th and of course the BsB were great, the outfits were a wee bit scary (that pink crap has got to go), the dancers pissed me off (touch my man again bitch, I dare you), and I almost jumped to my death a couple of times because I couldn't take all the long ass slow songs, but other than that the concert was fabu. I even kinda liked the whole Star Wars theme in the beginning of the show. I had really shitty seats, but they weren't that bad, in fact they would have been good seats if those 2 little 12 yr skanks hadn't been seating behind me.

Before the BsB came out they had the house lights on and there was this huge black box thing where the BsB were suppose to fly out of. I had 2nd mezzanine seats right behind the box so I could see inside perfectly. There were these two guys in there and they kept jumping up and the fans on the floor could see their hands and they'd scream bloody murder because they thought it was the BsB. Ha ha, the guys kept on teasing them, I loved it~! The fans on the floor all crowded around the box and they started to throw stuffed animals and other crap over the sides of it and the 2 guys inside would pick up the animals and throw them back out so the girls who caught the animals thought it was from one of the BsB...you should have seen the way they ran after those things, Hee, hee.

So anyway, the 2 little skanks behind me were like, "Oh my God~! That is like sooooo wrong~! They're like impersonating the BsB...that's illegal, I'm writing Tommy a letter~!" Then they started to scream, "Hey it's not them...Noooooo it's not them~!" Psh, like anyone could hear their whiny voices, Oh my god as if~!

Then after they turned out the lights Mandy Moore came out and someone, next time, needs to inform the bitch that there's another side to the stage because she didn't even look over at the other side where I was sitting. *Laughs* but not like that's a bad thing. She really sucked so, um, I kinda like booed her, but I didn't even do it loud and I was joking around but the skanks behind me were like, "Oh my God~! She is like booing her, that is so wrong~!" So then you know I just had to boo louder to piss them off. After Mandy was done whatever it was she was doing on the stage, I assume it was suppose to be singing but I couldn't hear anything but boom, EYC came out....awww yeah~! I wanna see the sexy side of Dave~! They knew that there was another side to the stage, especially Dave because he was working it right in front of my side. Little skanks- "Oh my God~! Ewww he needs to like but his shirt back on~! He's like a pervert, we like don't wanna see him~!" Me- "Yeah baby, yeah baby, yeah baby yeah~! Work it hunny~!" *Waves dollar*

After EYC was done being dirty they put the house lights back on and one of the skanks had enough nerve to actually touch me. She tapped me on my shoulder and asked me if I could not put my hands up when the BsB came out(Psh I was sitting down dancing, ya know how that is, dancing with your hands). I should have cracked the little bitch right then and there but her mom was sitting next to her so I just gave her a "Die you nasty ass bitch, I'll do whatever the hell I please" look and turned around. Then after the long wait the lights were turned out and the BsB floated out of the box and let me tell you those two little skanks had the highest pitched screams I had ever heard before in my life, it could have broke frigging glass~! Not only did I have one of them scream in my ear I had both, one for each ear. I swear by time the BsB got to the stage I was deaf and pissed beyond belief. The BsB started to sing and I remembered how the girl had asked me not to put my hands up and I thought about it. Then I stood up and started to dance, but I made sure my hands didn't go up, ya know I didn't want to block her view. Then she was like, "Oh my God~! I can't see, we like paid good money for these seats, we should be able to see it~!" Now you and I both know that she didn't pay for her own ticket, she had her mommy and daddy buy it for her. She and her friend were like my worst nightmare, EXTREME teenybopper. So I told my friend Holly who was sitting in front of the other skank's seat to stand up...I hate teenyboppers. An hour into the show the little whores moved, praise Jesus~!

Now it's time for what I like to call, "Run down of the show." Larger Than Life...Nick why? AJ why? Howie yum, Kevin yum yum, Mig were you even on the stage? No One Else Comes Close, INBYH, Don't Wanna Lose You Now, i.e. all the slow songs...where the hell did I put my pillow?!? Kevin's piano slow...watch out below I'm going to jump. Perfect Fan....awww now isn't that just so cute, I think I'm going to puke. Back to Your Heart....where did I put my gun? Howie Rapping...Huh? Come again? Everybody, That's the Way I Like It...memories, in the corners of my eyes. Finally, I Want It That Way...well, I'll be damn. They finally beat whoever was singing off key.
I had a great time at the concert, it was mad fun. I'm glad my boys haven't been slackin off and eventhough they piss me off sometimes, they always make up for it by putting on awesome live shows. I've said it before and I'll say it again, the BsB are the bomb diggity dogs, or something like that. Over all the concert was great, but it doesn't even compare to what happened afterwards.