You know, I like teenyboppers, as must as I like being shot in the foot, and they're the main reason I made this *Waves hand* my Backstreet Boys humor site. I would, now, like to direct your attention to the word in the previous sentence that follows "Boys" and proceeds "site". Yes, folks, I'm talking about the word humor. Now, if you have a problem with that word, or any other word related to it, I suggest that you piss off right now. Really, it's only for the best you leave my site before things get ugly. Seriously, I don't like you, so beat it, skank.

For the rest of you who are left, those would be the intelligent ones, please feel free to look around my site all you want, but please, just don't touch. You don't wanna know what happened to the last kelptoe who tried to take something that wasn't hers....poor thing, must be really hard to tie her shoes with only one thumb... Now, with that in mind, proceed on to the fun!