The time is 4:00 early morning. As I lie in bed listening to yet another Backstreet Boys' Cd I try to relax but something troubles me. I can't sleep. Why?! Is it because my favorite group has put out a Cd with recycled material again for the third time in a row? Or maybe it's because the AJ poster on my door looks like it's winking at me? *Shudders* Suddenly it hits me-- I actually paid 15 bucks for this Cd. I remember specifically saying I wasn't going to buy it but I forgot. I guess I realized how depressed I'd be if I didn't at least hear it.
Track One- The Call
*Checks call I.D* What do you want fruitloop?
No, this is AJ...
*Hears music in the background* Where the hell are you?!? Chi Chi's?!?
A place near by...
And that would be?
My battery is low...
You've got some whore with you don't you? Don't lie to me prick, I can hear her cheap ass in the background.
Don't worry...
Listen here buddy, you don't wanna piss me off, not tonight. You had better put that whore back on the corner where you found her and speed your ass home before your dick signs on to LorannaSlashSlashBobbit.com
I'll be home soon...
Yeah that's what I thought.
Track Two- Shape of My Heart
Your going to get me in the dark so you can show me the shape of your what?
Track Three- Get Another Boyfriend
I need to get another boyfriend? Oh yeah, because my boyfriend's the one calling me up pretending his battery is low so he can scrump some skank...sure.
Track Four- Shining Star
I really believe that this song is a reference to drugs...more than likely heroin or PCP. *Sobs* And I use to look up to you guys....
Track Five- I Promise You (With Everything I Am)
Skip Button...
Track Six- The Answer to Your Life
*Jumps around* Such a feel good song! I feel like skipping through a field butt naked! God help me.
Track Seven- Everyone
*Sings* Cuz I can't make you love me...things in my life, what can I do? Oh I'm sorry I thought I was listening to Britney Spears...
Track Eight- More Than That
I love this song~! *Laughs* Yeah right, like I love genital warts. Look I can say the words and take them back too...
Track Nine- Time
Words of Advice- Don't waste your time with this song....
Track Ten- Not For Me
If you like this song might I recommend Nsync's Cd No Strings Attached? Listen to track number seven...the similarities are uncanny!
Track Eleven- Yes I Will
Pass my puke bowl...I can feel the chunks rising.
Track Twelve- It's True
I dunno what it is, maybe all those stupid whoppers I had to eat, but I like this song. Damn, I'm getting soft...
Track Thirteen- How Did I Fall In Love With You
You were probably really high (See track four). *Sighs* Oh Howie...WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?!?
