::Looks Around:: Wow~! Look at this fancy place...it's high society or something. Whooeee~! Would you look at that...indoor plumbin, wait till I tell Maw~! LoL, now before you get your panties twisted in a bundle (If you haven't thrown them at the BsB already) I want you to know this site is still ran by the same piece of white trash (Hey, I'm not trash~!) as before and unfortunately her mouth has gotten even bigger (Oh no, now it's on~!) The only thing that has really changed is the site's appearance, which is no biggie. I was thinking about changing everything to this leopard skin motif but then I knew I'd have some animal rights activist on my ass so that thought quickly vanished: thus the green and yellow crap. Anyway the site still has the same BsB humor, if you call my opinions humor, and it still has all those groups you love to hate ::Coughs:: Nsync ::Coughs:: So if you know what the word, SATIRE, WIT, AND/OR HUMOR means please do continue if not then GO THE HELL AWAY CUZ I'M NOT A DICTIONARY AND I'M SICK OF EXPLAINING~!
~*~(1/23/01)~*~
Updates
Do you all remember that story I promised you like a year ago? Well, I've finally written an ending to it and have, dum, dum, dum put it up~! And the crowd goes wild~! Ok, ok, simmer down now, don't get too excited and crap your pants. We can't have you sitting in a pile shit while you read my new story noe can we? No.
The ExorcistI now would like to take the time to thank and also apologize to everyone who emailed me, but never got an email back. I've been crazy busy with my life. School, work, work, school...man do people suck, but not you guys. No, you all rock, so enjoy the updates.
Black & Blue Review
Now in the grand season of Christmas I shall give you all a gift. What gift could I possibly give all of you? A new story of course~! It's not the greatest, but you know what they say, it's the thought that counts...well, unless your Nick, and you can't count. Ha, ha, ha...ok I'm sorry. It's Christmas, so I'll be nice. Anyway, I loved all you psycho bitches you wanna kick my face in so much I've made this story just for you...have fun hating my guts.
The Psychos we Call Fans
As the Tour Bus Rolls
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Mommy, I'm Scared (the naked skank looks like she wants my clothes)
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( Anything updated=* )
Justin "Hooked on Ebonics" Timberlake Explains...
According to my Calculations...~*Yo, dis be why B made da site*~!What Would the BsB Think...~*Yo, dat nother good question*~! I know what can I say, I'm a genius.
Legal Crap I Have to Say...~*Yo dis be stuff bout da page*~!
Backstreet Funny Picture Gallery...~*Yo dis be some funny ass BsB picturez*~!
Reviews...~*Yo, homes dis be reviews of everyting from Cds to concerts*~!
Stories from a Twisted Mind...~*Yo, dis be fan fiction*~!
AJ, God I Hate Him...~*Yo dis be why B hates AJ more den Mig*~!
Nick the Psychic Swami...~*Yo, get your horoscope from Nick*~!
Going Solo...~*Yo, what da BsB solo CDs would be lookin like*~!
Just a Thought...~*Yo dis be some thoughtz B be havin*~!
Deep Thoughts...~*Yo, dis be what I nevers have*~!
Nasty BsB Rumors...~*Yo dis be some rumorz dat people be sayin bout da BsB*~!
*Unsolved Mysteries...~*Yo why be askin why*~?!?
Penis Envy...~*Yo she said Penis*~!
Kevin and Father Time...~*Yo dis be what Kevin goin look like in 25 yrs*~!
Rot in Hell Ticketmaster...~*Yo, B writes a letter to ticketmaster*~!
Little Note on Girlfriends...~*Yo, dis be where B tellz you bitchez what she tinks of dem BsB womenz*~!
"True" Fan Rulebook...~*Yo, dis be where yo can figures out if yo be a TRUE BsB fanz*~!
TransCon Nightmares...~*Yo, dis be where my ass getz punked*~!
30 Questions...~*Yo, homes dis be where yo questions be anzwered*~!
The Archives...~*Yo dis some of da old shitz from da site*~!
Letter to the Editor...~*Yo da BsB be sendin B a little letter*~!
Making Friends Wherever I Go...~*Yo, dis be where B housez all yo bitchez*~!
Single White Female...~*Yo, you chicks be some crazy stalkin bitchez*~!
Bring on the Links...~*Yo, dese be da phat links*~!
*Humor Award...~*Yo you be wantin a free humor award fo yo site*~!?!
Ego Booster...~*Yo, B be sayin tank yous to da BsB*~!
In Parting......~*Yo, you bitchz lizten up B gots somethin to say*~!
Ok some of the pictures on my pages I made, so what that means is, one they're mine so keep your little paws off, and two, that they may take awhile to upload, but let me tell you they are worth the wait, so don't be Miss Pushy Ass and skip through the pages, all good things come to those who wait.
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