According to my Calculations... You can kiss my ass

One of the most commonly asked questions I get is if I'm actually a BsB fan and if I am how could I ever make such a distasteful site about them? Well, the answer to that question isn't too hard for you to figure out on your own. I mean c'mon people let's use those heads. Would anyone who's not a fan actually put themselves through the torture of watching all those cheesy videos? I don't think so Skippy.
Yes, I am a full fledge, and might I add proud, fan...I just have a twisted sense of humor. I'd rather make a site where I can laugh at the BsB's stupidity then to make one where I drool over their smoothly waxed chests. The fact that they shave their chest hair is a reason in itself to make a humor site. I figure if they're going to give me ammo I might as well take aim and shoot.
Now as for you diehard vulture fans out there who think I'm Satan herself for saying anything negative about the BsB, I have a word or two for you. First, I don't want someone like you even at my site, go piss off. Second, if you decide that you are going to stay then don't sign my guestbook because your wasting the space where an intelligent entry could be. Finally don't email or Im me. I don't want to hear you bitching about how I'm going to burn in hell for saying Nick is a moron. I've already packed the portable fan to take with me during the afterlife, so just give me a frigging break. I'm going to say what I damn well please no matter what you threaten me with, be it with hell or with AJ's personal favorite, a bat. If you don't like it then, the only thing left I have to say is, God made my ass big and round just for you to kiss, so take the hint and run with it.