I think it would be really funny if the BsB packed up all Brian's stuff and told him that he was out of the group. Then they could kick him off the tour bus and throw his stuff at him. It would hit him in the head and the others would laugh cuz hey, it musta hurt. Brian would laugh cuz he thinks it's all a joke but he'd stop laughing when the tour bus pulls away and leaves him there, alone, in the desert.

I bet when the Kevin was a kid he would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then he would all get embarrassed because he remembered he had the big hunky brows too, and he'd get mad and eat the snowman.

A really good joke to play on AJ would be to take your little sister and glue some Dopey ears on her. Then tell AJ that she is his daughter, I mean cuz just look at the ears. Then he'd give you money to keep your mouth shut and you could leave your little sister with her new daddy while you treat yourself to ice cream. Then never come back, because hey, your little sister was annoying.

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner,Howie, has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of how the BsB got together...Noooo~! Not again~! ::throws self out window::

I think it would be really funny if the rest of the BsB got Kevin piss ass drunk and then while he was unconscious they could shave off his eyebrows. When he wakes up the next day they could just tell him that the caterpillars said it was mating season so they had to leave and find some good lookin honies.

Another funny thing would be if one of the BsB, while Brian was sleep, glued a paperbag to his face. Then when he wakes up that morning and screams, "Why is there a paperbag glued to my face?!?" They could just tell him it was a sign from God. Then people would call him paperbag boy, and constantly ask him, "Hey, what's in the paperbag?" He'd get pissed and chase after the person but since he can't see with the paperbag on his face he'll run into a telephone poll and start crying and get his paperbag all wet.

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's Nick within 100 feet of a Dunkin Donuts...

The guys used to laugh at AJ when he'd head off and go fishing. But they wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.

It would be really funny, if while Nick was swimming in the ocean, for you to yell, "SHARK....SHARK....OH MY GOD THERE'S A SHARK....RUN FOR YOUR LIVES~!" Then Nick would come running out of the water with terrified look on his face. When he looked back to the ocean he wouldn't see anything and you could then say, "Monkey's always look, monkey's always look."

A really good present to give Howie while on tour would be some glade plug ins cuz whew does that spicy food go through you~! Only you could put tiny video cameras in the plug ins and then market the footage you got as the next big thing since the Pamela and Tommy video tapes.

I bet Kevin likes to relive his high school football years. Like that one fateful day when Coach took him aside and he knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," he said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, Kevin thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when Kevin felt the handcuffs go on.

I remember back to when I was in elementary school and how we'd always be dragged down to the auditorium and be forced to watch these special kids who were in this play group called, "Under the Rainbow" put on this play. The play was always about how it was mean to make fun of people who were different and just because someone is "special" doesn't mean they don't feel. Which now, looking back, makes me wonder...was AJ in that play group???

I think it would be really funny if I asked Kevin, what's better than roses on your piano? He'd say he didn't know, and I'd tell him,"Tulips on your organ," and I'd lick my lips. But then my dentures would fall out because I couldn't find my super polly grip eariler that morning and he'd be replused and have me taken away by security.

Wouldn't it be fun if Nick got a tattoo of his dad on his arm and then they could be tattoo buddies. They could make this special club were all the members wore anchor necklaces and they could have a secret phrase, "I like the Ocean...." And when people who weren't in the club asked to be in it, they could scream, "NO~!" and throw piranhas at them.